Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

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yes it another one of those threads but always fun rules are simple

1. Make a funny, weird, pervy or flirty remake about why you would date the above Avatar
2. What would your Pick up Line be?

i really should put more stuff in to say but there being no above avatar for me i cant really do anything so sorry

This is probably better off in the forum games section, to be honest.

@ OP

I'd like to solve his crime.

Hey wanna go have a serious discussion(If it works for JFK It can work for me)

I'd like to chew your bacca :D. (sorry, that's all I have, can't quite make out what you avatar is).

Nice sword. Can I clean it?

But I'm just waiting for that guy with the avatar of a Maid bending over... Be in there like a flash.

Sovvolf:
I'd like to chew your bacca :D. (sorry, that's all I have, can't quite make out what you avatar is).

It's Terra from FF6 and that is the most epic line I've heard in a while.

Hey babe, here i am , your FINAL fantasy ;P

Damn.... Someone posted something before I could, now my stupid remark doesn't make sense anymore.

Oh well, I give up!

Looks like someone has humor

Pickup line:
It does smell like bullshit in here. Feel like getting outta here?

A cat???

What the hell am I going to do with a bloody ca..........O_O.......O_o........o_o........>_<

AAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.....MY MIND WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN!!!!!

Awww!! Cute!

Of course I would ^-^

A maid? What do you clean?
No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have.

Your Batman? Well I got you a side kick right here *points to crotch*

Julianking93:
Awww!! Cute!

Of course I would ^-^

O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

Angus565:
Your Batman? Well I got you a side kick right here *points to crotch*

Okay.
That was freaking epic.

etherlance:

Julianking93:
Awww!! Cute!

Of course I would ^-^

O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

Hey Foxxy :D (Sorry, couldn't resist)

Dragonblade146:
A maid? What do you clean?
No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have.

You better not. I wouldn't date someone who uses cheesy pick up lines...

etherlance:

O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

Eat me?

In which way? >> << ^-^

sorry, bad joke >.<

Um....I got nothing. Sorry.

Edit: So your a maid....what's it like to have cat ears?

Sovvolf:

etherlance:

Julianking93:
Awww!! Cute!

Of course I would ^-^

O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

Hey Foxxy :D (Sorry, couldn't resist)

Hope you don't mind if he grabs you by the HILT.............and now I feel dirty....

Hey...You want...
Err.. I'm gonna...
We coul-...
Okay. I'm drawing a blank here.

Damnit guys! Stop getting in the way of my true love!

They already look happy together.

Julianking93:

Dragonblade146:
A maid? What do you clean?
No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have.

You better not. I wouldn't date someone who uses cheesy pick up lines...

etherlance:

O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

Eat me?

In which way? >> << ^-^

sorry, bad joke >.<

I.....I....don't know what to say......

image

......Glowing yellow hair ain't my type....

etherlance:

I.....I....don't know what to say......

Oh come on, it wasn't that bad...

Scarecrow 8:

Edit: So your a maid....what's it like to have cat ears?

It's fun! And I'm not a maid. I'm a Valkyrie princess (watch the anime)

So obvious but...

CheesusCrust:
They already look happy together.

Wanna try and get over 9,000?!

Curses, posted too slow!

Julianking93:
It's fun! And I'm not a maid. I'm a Valkyrie princess (watch the anime)

Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!)

Your a princess dressed as a maid/cat cross breed who is interested in dating an alternate reality version of "Tails the fox"

Where he brutally murders all of his friends and eats Sonics girlfriend in front of him after he breaks sonics legs!

You have strange tastes to say the least!

my god, i see the world in thy eyes, the everlasting innocence and the true purity of the soul, wrongly imprisoned in this hell hole of a planet in which the likes of thou would be forced to suffer the grand injustices. But fear not, I shalt protect thy precious chicharos with the might of my enchanted battle sword, by my honour, thou shalt never be sad again

edit: damn you, beat me to it

oh well, here's an alternative: hey tails, does your two tails mean you have two assholes

Test Card? I could do worse.

I mean have you seen some of the Avatars here? At least a test card wouldn't break my heart.

stormtrooper9091:
my god, i see the world in thy eyes, the everlasting innocence and the true purity of the soul, wrongly imprisoned in this hell hole of a planet in which the likes of thou would be forced to suffer the grand injustices. But fear not, I shalt protect thy precious chicharos with the might of my enchanted battle sword, by my honour, thou shalt never be sad again

That's both sweet, and somewhat fitting while being hilariously off-base for the character depicted. =p Points for effort though!

thenumberthirteen:
Test Card? I could do worse.

I see you're just as confused as I am. Shall we go try and make some sense of this elsewhere?

etherlance:
snipppy

There's an alternate reality verson of Tails? I thought that was just the regular tails >>

Koeryn:

Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!)

Whenever someone says something that cheesy, I always imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling :3

Julianking93:

etherlance:
snipppy

There's an alternate reality verson of Tails? I thought that was just the regular tails >>

Koeryn:

Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!)

Whenever someone says something that cheesy, I always imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling :3

Perfect =D

Koeryn:

stormtrooper9091:
my god, i see the world in thy eyes, the everlasting innocence and the true purity of the soul, wrongly imprisoned in this hell hole of a planet in which the likes of thou would be forced to suffer the grand injustices. But fear not, I shalt protect thy precious chicharos with the might of my enchanted battle sword, by my honour, thou shalt never be sad again

That's both sweet, and somewhat fitting while being hilariously off-base for the character depicted. =p Points for effort though!

thenumberthirteen:
Test Card? I could do worse.

I see you're just as confused as I am. Shall we go try and make some sense of this elsewhere?

i know, that's kinda the point there :P

Julianking93:

etherlance:
snipppy

There's an alternate reality verson of Tails? I thought that was just the regular tails >>

Koeryn:

Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!)

Whenever someone says something that cheesy, I always imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling :3

Lose the outfit. Keep the ears and tail and turn the lights out ;)
...........
<.<
>.>
what?
...........
WHAT?

...Depends. Is he rich?

I ask the same question. :p

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