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Granted. But it's undercooked and the beans start expanding in your stomach. You die of septicemia due to the new hole in your digestive tract. I wish that I knew the unified equation that explains all there is and all there will ever be in our Universe. | |
granted, you know of the words: "the unified equation that explains all there is and all there will ever be in our Universe." I wish it would snow, just a couple inches maybe. | |
Granted. Then it quickly turns to slippy black ice. I wish I were a super genius hacker. | |
Granted, unfortunately you lost your arms in a freak snowmobile accident and you're in a coma and then were transported back in time to the year 1776 I wish I didn't have a sense of morality sometimes. | |
Granted. You fall into a moral event horizon, never to be seen again! I wish my vote was worth 51% of the entire electorate. | |
Granted. You still manage to elect the party that destroys the country. I wish for fish. | |
Granted. You get a Lion fish, with the stingers still attached. I wish everything fun was banned. | |
Granted, but you are a fun person so..... off with his head??? I wish I could walk through walls. | |
Granted. The wall absorbs an article of your clothing each time you walk through one. I wish I had a sonic screwdriver. | |
Granted. But you are the 5th Doctor I wish to be healed of my illness. | |
Granted, then you get a new illness that is much, much worse. I wish I had an unlimited number of wishes. | |
Granted. Each one irreversibly takes off half your remaining lifespan. I wish I had super telepathy. | |
Granted. However, you can only telepathically move items that are located in your rectum. I wish I something that could roll down stairs, alone or in pairs, and runs over my neighbor's dog. It must also be great for a snack and fit on my back. | |
Granted. It is a rare Enormous Albanian Hell Spider. It can shape itself into a ball(and thus could theoretically roll down stairs), is known to occasionally travel in pairs, is definitely big enough to run over a dog, but small enough to fit on your back. Furthermore, they taste delicious if you can actually kill one. But it will probably kill you first, as the Enormous Albanian Hell Spider is well-known for it's hatred of humanity, mostly because of our kindness. Enormous Albanian Hell Spiders HATE kindness. I wish all my homework was done. EDIT: Incidentally, what the hell is going on in your avatar? It's been bugging me for a while now. | |
My avatar is part of a scene from Rosario + Vampire. One of the characters, Kurumu, a succubus, is trying to use her "attributes" to seduce Tsukune (or at least get him to love her). She's rubbing her chest against his chest. Tsukune on the other hand is taken completely be surprise at this (especially since he harbors feeling for one Moka Akashiya). They have a couple of trailers on YouTube (one of which I pulled my Avatar From). On Topic: Granted. Your homework is completed with all the wrong answers. I wish I see the event horizon of a Black Hole: | |
Granted. *pulls down pants* | |
Granted. You die in a horrible accident involving nuns, dogs and a mouse named Sue. You are reincarnated immediately as an earthworm. I wish I could levitate. | |
Granted, but you won't be able to control it. You will Now float until you reach outer space, where you will die of asphyxiaton I wish that i can think of a wish that can't be ruined | |
Granted. You can only ever think of wishes that can't be ruined. Nothing Else. I wish that I could control the density of the molecules that makeup my body and anything that I touch. | |
Granted, but your power only works when you are extremely drunk. I wish alcohol didn't affect me the day after. :P | |
Granted. You shall die now, so that the alcohol won't affect you the day after :) | |
Granted, you can have them in 300 years time :) I wish that my dog would stop barking!! | |
*bang* | |
Granted. The bad thing that it's tentacle porn. Happy thinking. I wish for a living anime girl. (This isn't gonna end well) | |
here you go, one anime girl irl i wish for more time | |
Granted, you now get to spend all of eternity alone, with no communication with anyone. I wish for a gaming computer. | |
Granted. Your computer is only powerful enough to play Wolfenstein 3D. I wish for some chicken strips and BBQ sauce. | |
Granted. It's from this chicken and eating it will make you like it. I wish for potato chips. | |
here you go *summons unholy potato chips that expired 1000 years ago* | |
Granted but it's tofu-bacon. I wish for supreme ultimate power of the universe. | |
sure, but its an alternate universe where your atoms are all screwed up I wish for milkshake. | |
Granted but the milk is rotten. I wish for a nap. | |
granted... | |
Granted! However, your break never ends, and you run out of entertaining ways to waste your time. I wish I didn't have to go to work today. | |
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Granted. You're dead.
I wish my 5 hour chili was finished cooking.