Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

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Granted, but you are force-fed all of them at once, killing you.

I wish the RPs on this thread would stop dying randomly.

Granted, but they are forced to wander the Earth aimlessly for all eternity.

I wish I had DJ Hero.

Granted, but it comes with a broken controller.

I wish I had a hat like Yahtzee's.

Granted, but it IS Yahtzee's, so he reports the theft. Enjoy your jail sentence!

I wish Pixar would make a good R-rated movie.

Granted, but it incorporates Rule 34 with all your childhood figures and heroes!

I wish TheDoctor455 would stop dying and coming back to life!

Granted. Now I just can't die. Thank you!

I wish people would stop making wishes about me.

Oh, and by the way... I didn't have any childhood heroes.

Because you had no childhood at all! Granted, that's because you don't exist anymore. Yup, good bye.

I wish to eat a nice warm pie. Steak pie for the record!

Granted, but it's warm because someone took a fresh shit on it.

EDIT:Shit! Got this confused with that other thread... Ignore this one.

i wish he made a wish

Gypsy ninja pirate zombie king:
i wish he made a wish

Yeah, got this confused with another thread.

I wish for a new bed.

Granted, but you have to sleep in mine with me

i wish best of the 3 was on more

Granted, but now he's "on" you more.

I wish Gypsy would stop following me around.

Granted, but now you have me following you around.

I wish for Mass Effect 3 to release now.

Granted, but because it was released before it was ready... most of the story is missing and the game is a piece of shit. Thanks a lot for that you asshole.

I wish Scorp would just admit he wants to bone Morte.

Granted but they die in the process

i wish no one Ruins this wish

Granted, but I ruined your wish.

I wish Kal Penn was back on House.

Granted, he comes back and the show ends.

I wish I could order things by PayPal without something screwing up.

Granted, but Paypal goes out of business.

I wish Steam would last forever, and have great games all the time, and had a perfect connection that EVERYONE always gets, and that it stays cheap and inexpensive.

TheDoctor455:
Granted, but Paypal goes out of business.

I wish Steam would last forever, and have great games all the time, and had a perfect connection that EVERYONE always gets, and that it stays cheap and inexpensive.

Granted, but it merges with the xbox live community
I wish i wasnt a virgin

Granted, but now you have every known and unknown STD.

Enjoy your last... twelve minutes on Earth.

And xbox live community? That's easy to overcome... all I have to do is block out every dipshit I come across.

I wish Microsoft would stop trying to convince us that it can make good games.

Granted, but it tries to convince us that it can make great games.
I wish i had a singing voice.

Granted, but you have the singing voice of Justin Beaber, and you are hated by millions.

I wish for a hot girlfriend.

Granted but she melts you.
I wish i had a unicycle.

Granted, but its tire blows up in your face.

I wish someone would make a great game based on Mogworld.

Granted, but it's cutscene director is Hideo Kojima.

I wish Sean Connery still did movies.

Granted, but they are all terrible.

I wish for a fedora.

Granted but it has a scorpion in it.
I wish that someone made a good novel series stopped before it got bloated and dry and refused to make a horiible movie and game based on said novel.

Granted. But the secret world government made it ilegal and you can be shot if they find out that you have ever read it or wanted to.

I wish the RP I am on would speed up the action and leave hyperspace.

MrJKapowey:

I wish the RP I am on would speed up the action and leave hyperspace.

Granted. You were tasked with fixing the figurative engine, but the figurative ignition was accidentally triggered too early, and you figuratively got caught in a figurative jet of destructive burning rocket fuel. Figuratively, you're snuffed out.

I wish I had enough courage to read every post on the scary thread, and look manly doing it.

You will have enough courage, but when you fall asleep your courage will desert you and you will have unceasing nightmares everytime you fall asleep for the next year.

No one has posted on the RP I am on in 2 days.

I'd love to get involved, but I suck at them. I try to get involved, but I do it wrong and get ignored >_>

Meh the escapist adventure is just a mini informal one. No char sheets. Make a character or pick one from any book or game or film and go along with the flow. Arrive in a way fitting for your char and join in on the quest.

'The Escapist Adventure: An Open RP' is the title

Joined. To corrupt the wish, erm.. I'll now eat your cat.

I wish that *upcoming, awaited game* would come out nows!

Granted. But its illegal for you to buy it

i wish i could fly

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