I've lived a quarter of a century.

You stop caring about style, you just need to stay warm

Burgers are Christmassy aren't they?

There's a new younger chaplain in town.

You forgot you sent in your two-week notice

One has a 5-day growth in 48 hours.

Your oven dings and smoke fills your room

Those urine jars are piling up.

It's the first Goddamn week of winter.

Fear is the mind seducer.

Chris mass?

Someone ordered a pint of Cocoa.

When you gotta start makin friends in real life

(that illusion won't last long)

That machine that always buzzes starts beeping alarmingly

You remember all the content that has come and gone from this site.

When no one is here anymore

When you start seeing a sinister ulterior motive behind every innocent question on forum threads.

When you're at work and the name "Paragon Fury" causes you to instinctively check to make sure no one else can see your computer screen.

It's been over a year and you haven't touched any of the "Game Industry Discussion" or the "Religion and Politics" threads.

forum games is all you post in.

you see tumbleweeds rolling across most forums.

When you see glitches everywhere