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My heavens. *Rubs face*...I'm human. | |
I've lived a quarter of a century. | |
You stop caring about style, you just need to stay warm | |
Burgers are Christmassy aren't they? | |
You are five years overdue. | |
There's a new younger chaplain in town. | |
You forgot you sent in your two-week notice | |
One has a 5-day growth in 48 hours. | |
Your oven dings and smoke fills your room | |
Those urine jars are piling up. | |
You're well into your third series of tubes. | |
It's the first Goddamn week of winter. | |
Your left hand is gay. | |
Fear is the mind seducer. | |
Chris mass? | |
Someone ordered a pint of Cocoa. | |
When you're slowly losing all your friends due to people leaving the site. <.> | |
When you gotta start makin friends in real life | |
When you dust off your old Escapist profile and still see some of them folks from years ago hanging around and it feels like you never left... (hi everyone) | |
(that illusion won't last long) That machine that always buzzes starts beeping alarmingly | |
When your posts are the whole page of the forum games. It's been a while. | |
You remember all the content that has come and gone from this site. | |
When Yahtzee begins to review the website that hosts him. | |
When you start to remember De-rez. | |
When no one is here anymore | |
When you start seeing a sinister ulterior motive behind every innocent question on forum threads. | |
When you're at work and the name "Paragon Fury" causes you to instinctively check to make sure no one else can see your computer screen. | |
It's been over a year and you haven't touched any of the "Game Industry Discussion" or the "Religion and Politics" threads. | |
When that happens. | |
forum games is all you post in. | |
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