Blatant Lies

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Canada man is a myth.

I'm not currently sabotaging my own attempts to find a student job. This isn't due to my laziness.

I'm not getting ready to go to uni.

I'm not cold at all right now.

I am not going "just one more level" Ys Origins right now.

I am not knackered right now

I don't work tomorrow morning.

Weekend is over.

So sad.

Awake time continues!

I don't need a hoodie.

I will buy Delissio pizza again..

I am not taking a break from this assignment -_-

I'm not going to do a Communications Quiz right now.

I'm a spaceship.

Will it ever start raining?

Autotune is the best FX

I just didn't get a new badge from Miracle of Sound.

It isn't worth clicking on.
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It works on IOS devices

I see permabanned avatars all over. What?

AwesomeExpress:
I will buy Delissio pizza again..

I infer from that statement that you had a good experience.

Pizza is one of the worst inventions Italy has ever made.
User was banned for: Why Sony is this generations black plague. (Permanent)

I'm not going out with my girlfriend tomorrow for our anniversary. We're not going to get Chinese.

I hate Chinese food.

User was banned for: Win a date with Susan Arendt. (Permanent)

I like that all of you guys are banned. :-D

Life is like a box of nails.

User was banned for: Why Sony is this generations black plague. (Permanent)

Death is a box of flowers.

Tin is not on the table of elements.

User was banned for: Why Sony is this generations black plague. (Permanent)

Not wondering what's going on here at all.

Nothing to see here.

User was banned for: Why Sony is this generations black plague. (Permanent)

I'm not typing this from my new Macbook Pro

Apple is just trying to steal your soul!

User was banned for: Why Sony is this generations black plague. (Permanent)

I'm not going to a computer shop on Monday to pick up windows 7 and a USB mouse.

I really hate that it's Saturday and wish that it was still a weekday so I could be at work right now.

When I wake up in the morning, I feel energetic, cheery and just want to hug the entire world.

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