If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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Not to bad. If over 18 of course.

Sex with an AI? Not happening. Can't happen, actually.

No thanks.

Oh I can think oh quite a few things... things I probably can't resist...<.<

image

Holy pillow case Batman!

Uh...

leet_x1337:
Uh...

You took your time... eesh...

I'll pass.

SCWSH.

Uh... duh... huh? *slap*

D:

Don't hurt me!

For the last time, I am NOT a hooker!

Be thankful, because he appears to have no genetalia, then be horrified, because I'm in bed with a FREAKING ALLIGATOR.

Queen Elizabeth II, being possessed? Uh, okay...that's a little weird.

... 25hr no update?!

guess who's definitely not asking for a handjob.

image

assume its the future near from the final chapter. so you dont get arrested for statutory rape.

Oh if only I was a girl!

EDIT: WHOA, hold on a second here...what are you?

Post eaten! D:

Hmmmmm.... maybe.

*heart attack*

The dog or the guy?

No.

No!

Egad... no...

I don't think "NO" really answers the question :/

OT: Wha? we need to train on the bed you say... >.>

O_O How the fuck did he get there and where's the sick bastard that drugged my drink?

My picture was going to be a pony to make somebody either really happy or really pissed but...

*Runs*

You look really weird...

Eh...

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR EYEBROWS????

*scribble* *scribble* *scribble* *wait*

...

*phew*

O_O

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The image is broken! I get the feeling I have survived. For now.

Which one. Even then. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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