< Wanting YouTube to stop fucking up.
V Played video games today.
^ Not yet.
< Maybe he'll play something later.
v Has played three games at the same time.
V Owns something really odd.
^ Define odd :P
< Is somewhat odd
V Is a mainstream hipster.
^ I'm so hipster, that I'm a hipster to those hipsters.
< Got jabbed with 5 needles and still went to an 8 hour work shift
V Has nothing on me :P
^ Do I really want to?
< Will be going to bed before too long.
V Has a head with a rabbit on it.
^ Nope! Fail.
< Is going for a test drive today!
v Has other things they should be doing right now.
< Super lulz
v Has a Y chromosome.
^ *Takes a second to remember whether that makes me male or not* Yes I do.
< Eating a large pretzel.
V Celebrates Sophisticus.
Damn you spell check.
^ Celibates? What.
< Should be test driving cars right now.
v Wants to make me a cup of tea. =D
^ I wouldn't mind that actually...
< Should be getting ready for work
V doesn't have to work today lucky bastard
^ Hehe I don't have to go to work at all.
< I have a job interview Monday though.
V Wish me luck!
^ Break both legs. :D
< Hates it when spell check screws him over.sorry for the confusion earlier Ahri.
V Celebrates Sophisticus.
^ Dude you know it.
< Takes any opportunity to dress well and talk down to plebs.
v Has never seen me around on the Escapist before.
^ But I'm seeing you right now.
< Needs to not have so many tabs open.
V Has stock in exploding pants.
^ I have stock on distributing exploding pants without people being aware that they are exploding pants...
< MWAHAHA*cough*cough*wheeze* curses stupid laugh.
v Laughs a lot.
^ Yeah... Like alot...
< except when I don't.
V Is an andriod.
^ Nope! But I do wish I was a cyborg, if that counts?
< Is hungry, though it's gone 10pm.
v Recently bought a new game.
< Needs money
V Will donate to the Scde2 Charity Fund.
^ Sorry, I'm broke too.
< Getting dinner soon.
V Knows the secret to the perfect doughnuts.
^ Add chocolate to taste
< Is a choco-holic
V Will give me all their chocolate!
^ Sure, I left it packed in my purse and it's vile and melted and covered in lint and *blech!*
< Is very depressed and stressed because she failed a very important math test yesterday which she'd studied very seriously for.
V Thinks they should mock me for having a woe common to students.
^ doesn't because he is in college and understands said plight
< is a bit upset his date didn't show up, but is happy to see his friends tomorrow
V Will make the mood less dark
^ Maybe this will help.
< Eating fruit and stuff.
V Has siblings.
^ Just one.
< Is enjoying more chocolate
V Wishes they had some
^ Not the biggest fan of normal chocolate.
< Prefers white chocolate.
V Is a chocolate mixer
^ If by chocolate mixer, you mean my stomach, then yes, there is a fine mix of chocolate in there.
< WANTS MOAR CHOCOLATE
V Probably thinks I'm overweight
^ I eat a lot of candy and I'm not overweight.
V Is a Somalian pirate
^ Nope, but I am a pirate. Yarr.
< Has to get ready to go out!
v Also has places to be today.
^ Indeed. More work then with friends.
< Should really do his homework
V Is mocking my poor habits.
^ Eh, I'm not a whole lot better.
< Just woke up.
V Has a pet.
^ HAD a hamster. It died.
< Is currently on 64kb/s internet at my grandmother's house. She just got it this year too >.>
V Has old-fashioned grandparents.
^ Very, very true. They dislike my tattoo and my piercings.
< Is avoiding a date today because of how last minute everything felt.
v Has been on a date in the last 7 days.
< Hasn't been on a date for two years
V Will be my next date?
V How are you doing?