The List of People Going to Hell

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I saw this picture in an article (I don't know where it came from originally), so I thought I would play a fun game.

I'm going to ask all of you for fun whether or not you're going to hell and to list the reasons why? I doubt anyone on these forums will be able to go to heaven.

I'm going to hell for being a:
Rock n' Roller
Evolutionist

Post your results as such, and have fun!

Well, I've made it for Rock and Roller and liberal. This begs the question: Who is actually making it to Heaven on their books? Also, aren't Prosperity Preachers generally covered under Rich People, lesbians under homosexuals, and adulteresses under fornicators? They really need a better editor. Sloppy, sloppy bigotry.

-Rock & Roller (although that's probably an understatement for me)
-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?
-Abortionist. Again, not really a correct term.
-Fornicator. If people weren't fornicators the human species wouldn't exist. It's not a bad things.
-Atheist

Well there's no such thing as an evolutionist or an abortionist, so I guess I'm just going to hell for being an atheist...except for the fact that there is no hell, you can't go to a place that doesn't exist. So I guess I'll just chill out here and sip my drink.

So they are saying I go to an imaginary place of torment AFTER I die?
Oh I better repent then... or not. See Atheists don't believe in hell, so telling me I will go there won't change my mind.

Also a lot of the points on the list could probably make the exact same sign (Considering a lto of them are other religious sects)

I think im a once saved always saved christian. I was always of the opinion that we are forgiven for our sins, so I dont really have to worry too much about comitting sins. So I guess I am off to hell to. Drat.

Wait, I'm a Catholic and I'm going to Hell?

Gee thanks, God.

I guess that only leaves the scientologists.

I have to wonder why homosexual and lesbian are separate, seems like a waste of ink, and as they say "waste not, want not"

As far as that list goes I think I got atheist,evolutionist and maybe rock and roller (I've never preformed nor produced a rockin' track, so that may not apply).

But I knew that if I was wrong, I was going to hell anyway. I think they'll stick me in the river Styx with the sullen.

Oh well, how long can an eternity be?

Scrustle:
-Rock & Roller (although that's probably an understatement for me)
-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?
-Abortionist. Again, not really a correct term.
-Fornicator. If people weren't fornicators the human species wouldn't exist. It's not a bad things.
-Atheist

I honestly thought the abortionist was the one who did the abortion, like, a specialist. But then again, I don't fact check my own thoughts, and I'm wrong a lot.

Cosmosis:

I honestly thought the abortionist was the one who did the abortion, like, a specialist. But then again, I don't fact check my own thoughts, and I'm wrong a lot.

When these people say stuff like that it usually means just anyone who supports the idea, not just people who do the act. Or at least that's what I've seen.

Atheist and a Liberal, for the most part.

Oh well, at least I'll spend my time in Hell with other Atheists. Hanging out with George Carlin and Bill Maher in Hell? I fail to see how this place is eternal punishment, personally.

Gotta hate those damn Demoncrats. Dunno if that's a spelling error or intentional.

Anyway, my list is:

Evolutionist
'Abortionist'
Liberal
Atheist
Rich Person(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I wish!)

I like how "Adulteresses" are on the list but adulterers aren't, does that mean any christian guy that cheats on his wife would be fine? also I lol'd at rich people going to hell XD

Anyway, I'd probably go to hell for:
-Buddhist
-"evolutionist"

...Anything that isn't a Christian, basically?
Hmmm. Doesn't sound like anything God would want people to think...
How sad that people like this still exist /: Giving the actually decent and proper ones out there a bad name.

OT:
-Evolutionists
-Fornicator
-Atheist
-Liberal

At you least you bisexual people are saved! ;)

So... I'm going to hell for being a rock 'n roll mormon.

Can't wait to see everyone there! :P

Scrustle:
-Rock & Roller (although that's probably an understatement for me)
-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?
-Abortionist. Again, not really a correct term.
-Fornicator. If people weren't fornicators the human species wouldn't exist. It's not a bad things.
-Atheist

Please, please believe when I say I'm not trying to start something... because I'm not, but the term "evolutionist" while awkward isn't without some merit. You're right, people aren't called gravityists, but some people find it hard to believe that a monkey one day woke up and said "Oh hey, I have a soul and self-consciousness!"

Not saying I agree or disagree. I'm just saying it's not wrong.

So when i die i gotta put up with the greedy rich still sopposedly.

Can't really take anything seriously from these christian zealots. There sheer inability to update there beliefs to match the real world and there hatred of anything which isn't them probably makes jesus facepalm.

LIke EeveeElectro said it isn't something God would want he's supporters to think to have such hate and all that.

It's scary that there are people out who ask themselves "What would Jesus do?" somehow, when looking at his teachings, get the answer "Pop along to the funeral of some poor blighter who has died of AIDS and scream at the bereaved that its his and his families fault that he happened to prefer the company of other gentlemen".

Would have thought "Cure the poor fellow of his AIDS", or just more generally "be nice to people, and forgive them" or even "make a nifty cabinet" would have been rather closer to what Jesus would actually have done.

GonvilleBromhead:
It's scary that there are people out who ask themselves "What would Jesus do?" somehow, when looking at his teachings, get the answer "Pop along to the funeral of some poor blighter who has died of AIDS and scream at the bereaved that its his and his families fault that he happened to prefer the company of other gentlemen".

Would have thought "Cure the poor fellow of his AIDS", or just more generally "be nice to people, and forgive them" or even "make a nifty cabinet" would have been rather closer to what Jesus would actually have done.

It just makes you think, in the words of an incredibly wise man..."What the f*** is wrong with you!?"

But yeah, I'm actually pretty good, unless I qualify for drunk, rock and roller, and liberal, which I'm not sure where the official line is there. Sadly for them though, they missed out "assholes", so they're going to hell too.

Doesn't God say Judge not lest ye be judged?

Then again American Fundies were never very good at following actual Christianity.

Homosexuals - they'd probably dump bisexual under that category
Abortionist
Liberal
Fornicators
Atheist

Jaeke:

Scrustle:
-Rock & Roller (although that's probably an understatement for me)
-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?
-Abortionist. Again, not really a correct term.
-Fornicator. If people weren't fornicators the human species wouldn't exist. It's not a bad things.
-Atheist

Please, please believe when I say I'm not trying to start something... because I'm not, but the term "evolutionist" while awkward isn't without some merit. You're right, people aren't called gravityists, but some people find it hard to believe that a monkey one day woke up and said "Oh hey, I have a soul and self-consciousness!"

Not saying I agree or disagree. I'm just saying it's not wrong.

That's not how evolution works. Different animals have different levels of conciousness. It's an extremely slow and gradual change over many many generations, just like anything else in evolution. And there's no scientific evidence for anything like a soul.

Well hey, looks like I'm off to hell when I die. Let's see, I used to vote democrat (which is what I assume they mean by demoncrat (green all the way now, though)) I'm a rock & roller, lesbian, evolutionist, and apparently being liberal in the majority of my political beliefs earns me a place too. So I'm gonna be in good company, yeah?

Mr Cwtchy:
Gotta hate those damn Demoncrats. Dunno if that's a spelling error or intentional.

*was wondering same thing*

Keoul:
I like how "Adulteresses" are on the list but adulterers aren't, does that mean any christian guy that cheats on his wife would be fine?

*was wondering same thing* ... again...

EeveeElectro:
...Anything that isn't a Christian, basically?

At you least you bisexual people are saved! ;)

To the first bit? Good grief, how wrong can you be...(!)

To the second bit... *wonders if I'm bi* ... >_> ... <_<

Ehm, to clarify on the first answer... Catholics?! Catholics?! They make up more than half of all the world's Christians, FFS!! And I, an ostensibly Protestant but basically non-conformational Christian, am most decidedly going to hell according to that list...

'Evolutionist' - the Theory of Evolution isn't a belief system, WTF?! still...
'Abortionist' - I'm pro-choice, but they'd probably slap that label on me anyway...
Fornicators - well I've had sex and am not married...
Liberal - I really don't know how I can clarify this beyond read what I've posted...

etc.etc.

On the bright side, I'm not American!! XD

GonvilleBromhead:
It's scary that there are people out who ask themselves "What would Jesus do?" somehow, when looking at his teachings, get the answer "Pop along to the funeral of some poor blighter who has died of AIDS and scream at the bereaved that its his and his families fault that he happened to prefer the company of other gentlemen".

Would have thought "Cure the poor fellow of his AIDS", or just more generally "be nice to people, and forgive them" or even "make a nifty cabinet" would have been rather closer to what Jesus would actually have done.

No, I think you're missing the point of the words of God

OT:
democrat - erm, I live in democracy. Does that make me a democrat? For the record, I really like communism.
Rock&roller - I love me some AC/DC...but it seems it has taken me on a highway to hell
evolutionist - am I? I mean I don't oppose evolution. I don't really support it either - I just accept it.
abortionist - same as above
liberal - sort of. I mean I really don't oppose liberalism, I find it nice. But I don't mess around with politics a lot, so I support it in theory only.

Sheesh, I'm fucked.

Casual Shinji:
Wait, I'm a Catholic and I'm going to Hell?

Gee thanks, God.

But not as much as you, buddy. I will laugh my ass off when you're getting a worse punishment than me in hell. Orthodox master race here!

SckizoBoy:
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Ah. I honestly thought Catholics and Christians were their own separate religions. I know they pretty much believed in the same things, but I thought they wanted to separate themselves to Christians.

I will have to blame school for my ignorance. I remember how one of my religious teachers in high school couldn't control the class and ended up teaching us nothing until another teacher took over and taught us nothing but the religion of Islam :s and then she'd always spiral off about racism by saying (no word of a lie), "Racism is when white people pick on non-white people because of the colour of their skin..." I think that teacher has been sacked now.

They stop doing religious studies in year 10 too. I suppose religion has always been something I have little interest in, so I never took it upon myself to teach myself about it.

Anywaaaay, I'll go before I derail...

EDIT: I think we can all agree that sign is just a load of hypocritical, hyperbole bullshit and people like that just need to be ignored.

As a drunken rock & rolling pothead evolutionist fornicator of the Atheist variety it appears I'm on the highway to hell. Hell Party!

Well shit. I'm going to hell 5 times over.

Evolutionist, Abortionist (what the fuck, those aren't words), liberal, fornicator, and atheist.

I also just noticed it says DEMONCRATS.

Really though, rich people? Having more green stuff than someone else = hell?

And what the shit is a mason? That shadowy group of powerful americans? WHAT?!

I seem to remember a lot of drinking in the Bible, I have a hard time thinking that even Jesus himself didn't get a little tipsy on occasion. Guess he's in hell to.

Scrustle:

-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?t

These are people who think that Democrats, Potheads, Masons, and people who listen to Rock are automatically going to hell, and you're peeved about the terms they're using?

Oh, and I'm going to hell for being a uh... Pothead, "Rock and Roller", Liberal, Atheist, Abortionist, Evolutionist.

I wish I was having sex so I could add fornicator to that list, but ya know, haven't really been around the ladies in a bit. (except for some ridiculously attractive girl that started volunteering at the same place I do. Like holy shit. I can't even talk around her. I thought that was some shit they made up in cheesey stories, but mah gawd.)

EeveeElectro:
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I think everyone who believes in jesus christ can be called a christian.

I guess liberal[1] and abortionist.[2] I also used to be a once-saved, always-saved Christian, so yeah.

Ha ha, I just noticed "demoncrats". That's funny. Stupid, but funny.

[1] I'm not American, so I'm not sure if I'm using that correctly.
[2] Hee hee. That sounds like someone who performs abortions, not just accepts abortion. (I'm the latter in case your wondering. :P)

Hmm... I don't really know the proper guidelines of how to fit into a given category - on face value I make it into heaven, but if just the briefest of contact makes me one of these things, then I'm:

Rock'n'Roller
Seventh-day Adventist (that's not going to church due to better shit to do, right?)
Fornicator
and for shits and giggles, Worldly Luke Warm. I don't know what the fuck that is, but if I do ever get to hell I just wanna tell the demon-bouncer up front "I'm here for being a Worldly Luke Warmer!'

Also, possibly a Rich Person - Sure I'm not rolling in money, but considering nearly everyone I know is broke or in debt, I'm rich by the sheer fact that I have my own money that I don't owe to anyone else. So... guess I'm going to hell due to the situation, and not the actions I commit?

Man, the rules of this game is stupid. I'm going to teach these people how to play pokemon, so they can play fun games instead.

Well, if that guy is right then I think I am safe, because by his standards I am so ridiculously evil on so many levels that even hell itself surely couldn't hold me. I'd get there and be all like "Fuck you Satan! I'm running this show now, and you're officially demoted to my bitch!"

:P

Sylveria:
I seem to remember a lot of drinking in the Bible, I have a hard time thinking that even Jesus himself didn't get a little tipsy on occasion. Guess he's in hell to.

Well Lot did get drunk and rape his daughters(who earlier in the book he gave to a rape mob to save angels) and he was the only person saved from Sodom(so god deemed him good).
Dose that count?

As for me:
Atheist
Critical thinker(I refuse to use that E word they have on there)
and I do infact want to rock and roll all night and party every day

and unless this is a Mormon group I think they forgot them but they have shriners on there(a much more obscure group so idk how crazy people think)

Democrat (if I were in the US)
Liberal
Atheist
'Evolutionist' (I'm also a Gravityist, in case you were wondering)
Abortionist
And I'm like, 1/16 ethnically Jewish, I think. So maybe just my toe would be going to hell for that one.

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