I'm a dog, I can't be Brendan Fraser.

Wait, so the dinosaurs live in the center of the earth?

Scientists have been lying to me! D:

Whoa...

This reality is awesome!

I want to live with the mushroom people!

But Micheal Phelps did some and is an Olympic gold medalist!

Celebrities do it all the time!

So... When in Hollywood, do as the stars do!

Can't argue with that logic! And gee, the shrooms are certainly phallic down here, or is it just my dirty texty mind?

So, how do I take them...

O.O

I have no mouth, and I must scream in frustration that I can't do the wonder drugs!

I'd much rather not do drugs. This trip is trippy already.

Where's your sense of adventure!

I wouldn't snort if I were you, though

Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side
Rainbow's are visions
They're only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it
But I know they're wrong wait and see

Someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

Who said that every wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
And look what it's done so far
What's so amazing
That keeps us star gazing
What so we think we might see

Someday we'll find it
That Rainbow Connection
The lovers the dreamers and me

Have you been half asleep
And have you heard voices
I've heard them calling my name
Are these the sweet sounds that called
The young sailors
I think they're one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
There's something that I'm supposed to be

Someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

*Runs to toilet and tosses cookies into it (literally)*

I eat some of the shrooms, and bug out, going comic sans and chasing an imaginary print icon, knocking one of the console buttons.

I propose we do nothing about it

Seems like the smartest choice

The multiverse theory states that OTHER versions of us will do something!

I agree, listen to the horribly Mutated Marlon Brando!

Marlon Brando WISHES he had a taco for a head

But good, Wagginton is on my side! :D

*Gives him a bone*

Yay! *Chews on the bone*
Say, what sounds like a countdown timer?

My alarm clock...

But it's not on!

*DA DUN DUN*

Pepper Jumps, effectively wasting the 200th post.

I'm sure there's a button we can press to stop it...

BUT WHICH ONE??

I think it's the one labeled COUNTDOWN SHUTOFF.

If there's one thing I learned from the Simpsons, it's how do deal with situations like these!
"eenie, meenie, minie, moe..."
*Whacks head on control panel*

Oh

That was surprisingly anti-climatic

So, how's the fuel supply looking?

DREAMS.

Gentlemen (and ladies)
It appears we have a Dream Eater on board our vessel!

The power of IMAGINATION!!

Wait...

No, I lied. I think it's a hybrid