I have the power!

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I have the power to not care!

I have the power to entertain strangers!

I have the power to bleed a lot without realizing it!

I have power to kiss a bear!

I have the power to dance in public!

I have the power to be annoyed easily!

I have the power to do nothing all day!

I have the power of never losing my pants!

...sometimes...

I have the power to baby talk to my pets.

I have the power to change my avatar with GIMP!

I have the power to not go to school!
Best power ever...until the next day.

I have the power to press buttons and make legible words on the internet!

I have the power to not do my homework when I should...
I thought my previous powers were bad.

I have the power to wake up earlier than I need to!

I have the power to sit on anything comfortably!

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I have the power to type on a keyboard.

It is proving effective!

I have the power to stop the voices!

I have the power to start the voices!

I have the power to post in threads that are dying/and or dead using my forum game battlesuit.

I have to power to walk to school for orientation!

I have the power to get sick!

I have the power to cook noodles in a way which makes the flavor 3 times better!

I have the power to Gangnam style dance in my school's courtyard in the rain!

I have the power to make it rain whenever I go out...

This power sucks...

I have the power to post in forums!

I have the power to shoot lasers from my eyes. I'm also blind and can't look at my friends and loved ones.

I have the power to BS analysis of classic novels!

I have the power to ignore impending assignments until the night before they are due!

I have the power to offer condolences to my fellow users!

I have the power to get bored quickly of avatars, even faster than I expected >.>

I have the power to not finish what I sta

I have the power to get women to like me... a lot...
Does anybody else want it? I get really scared when they get al flirty and touchy and stuff T^T

I have the power to punch myself in the face!

I have the power to do things at the last minute! *has to get dressed for class*

I have the power to turn the lights on and off!

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