I have the power to notice new pages.

I have the power to get through school!

I have the power to be a boring, unattractive nerd!

I have the power to wake up late...

I have the power to stress out like crazy and be scared out of my mind for finals.
_{First ever colleges finals and I want to pass them. Problem is is that I'm a terrible test taker.}

I have the power to tell Nero to chill out...

I have the power to try and calm my tits!

I have the power to receive more assignments *rages*

I have the power to have cabin fever.

I have the power to be low on PSN funds...

I have the power to get an ear infection!

I have the power to like catgirls.

I have the power to like catgirls too...>.>

I also have the power to finish my math homework.

I have the power to grind!

I have the power to nap!

I have the power to be out of the loop when it comes to everyone having the same avatar...>.>

I have the power to not eat breakfast!

I have the power to play the ukulele!

I have the power to see hamsters in my thread!

I have the power to be unable to record PC! >.<
_{Keeps f*cking up! I want to record Steam games with my friends! >.<}

I have the power to flip this table due to rage! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Screw you Warped! Why must you take forever to render just stupid effects!? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

I have the power to fly!
*jumps off roof and falls*
Seems I have the power to go to the hospital! XD

I have the power to say that I like Zeh's avatar!