@Mortis: I'm sure it isn't.
Doesn't mean I can't blackmail all of you with it though. ^_^
*is airdropped on*
But horseplay is fun...
*snatches Link and forces into dogpile*
@Mortis: Awww...don't worry about it. Here, you can have a consolation prize.
@Malyc: *rolls out of dogpile*
Not my thing pal...but I'm not judging you for it. I'll just be asking for an undisclosed sum at some future date.
And wait...aren't I already blackmailing you for something else? O_o
@Link: No, because there is ABSOLUTELY no reason to blackmail someone who is already dead.
NO ONE LEAVES ALIVE!!!
*pins badge onto his lapel*
@Malyc: New pile?
My Captcha says chuck norris.
@Mort This is ABSOLUTELY what it looks like.
*suddenly, the pile is naked*
*wizard hands* OoOoH!
@Trilby: Guys. Please get off me.
That better be your elbow Mortis!
@Malyc: Well, if I'm gonna have to start it, I'm having second thoughts.
@Trilby: Was that really necessary?
@Jak: Sure, sure. Let's go with that. Just don't look...
@Mort Nudity is ALWAYS necessary.
I AM THE GOD OF NAKED DICK!
You can quote me on that.
@Tril: I plan to.
...if I remember.
@Mort no seriously quote me for a nice surprise.
@Tril: Oh God...
...I had to brace myself to keep from falling on the floor in laughter.
I will quote you on that.
@Mort So you're saying I almost got you on your back in seven words?
@Tril: Well, I suppose that's one way of putting it...
@RaN: Certainly the best Captcha.
@Trilby: Wild guess says that the double entendre was intended. Am I close? XP
@Mort I think that's the only way of putting it.
@Link Just... highlight my previous posts to get the whole story.
Also, yes it was.
@Trilby: *scrolls through posts*
Your powers are far greater and more specific than I had ever imagined. I would ask what sorts of tribute or sacrifice you desire but I'm sort of afraid to find the answer. >.>
@Link Cheese and onion crisps.
@Tril: I...well...I'm sure there's...
...okay, maybe you're right.
@Link: You should be.
@Trilby: Yes oh powerful one.
@Mortis: That wasn't so bad. ^_^
*Looks at Mortis* O_O
Trilby could you please but our clothes back on?
@Jak: But our clothes back on? O_o
I'm...I'm not sure if that's an improvement. :/
@Link: Walker commands you to but your clothes back on.
*Walks in with a circumcising device*
Hey guys, what's up?
Er...I'll be leaving now >.>. *Runs away.*
*sees circumcising device*
*"elbow" goes soft*
Your clothes are now on...
...those were my favorite pair of pants.
...and by "favorite" I mean "only".
@Schizzy: I'm already circumcised, so there!... <_<
@Mortis: @.e Someone please get me out of here!... I can't breathe.
@Trilby: Meh, I've always wanted a good excuse to walk home naked.
Let us never speak of this page again...