Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

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@Mortis: I'm sure it isn't.

*takes picture*

Doesn't mean I can't blackmail all of you with it though. ^_^

*runs off*

@Link: WHYYY?!?

@Malyc: I blame you...

*is airdropped on*

But horseplay is fun...

*snatches Link and forces into dogpile*

ITS FUN!!!

@Mortis: Awww...don't worry about it. Here, you can have a consolation prize.

@Malyc: *rolls out of dogpile*

Not my thing pal...but I'm not judging you for it. I'll just be asking for an undisclosed sum at some future date.

And wait...aren't I already blackmailing you for something else? O_o

@Link: No, because there is ABSOLUTELY no reason to blackmail someone who is already dead.

*tackles Link*

NO ONE LEAVES ALIVE!!!

@Link: Yay!

*pins badge onto his lapel*

^^

@Malyc: New pile?

@Mortis: After you, sir!

My Captcha says chuck norris.

@Mort This is ABSOLUTELY what it looks like.
*suddenly, the pile is naked*
*wizard hands* OoOoH!

@Trilby: Guys. Please get off me.
That better be your elbow Mortis!

@Malyc: Well, if I'm gonna have to start it, I'm having second thoughts.

@Trilby: Was that really necessary?

@Jak: Sure, sure. Let's go with that. Just don't look...

>.>

@Mort Nudity is ALWAYS necessary.

I AM THE GOD OF NAKED DICK!

You can quote me on that.

@Tril: I plan to.

...if I remember.

@Mort no seriously quote me for a nice surprise.

@Tril: Oh God...

...I had to brace myself to keep from falling on the floor in laughter.

I will quote you on that.

@Mort So you're saying I almost got you on your back in seven words?

@Tril: Well, I suppose that's one way of putting it...

@RaN: Certainly the best Captcha.

@Trilby: Wild guess says that the double entendre was intended. Am I close? XP

@Mort I think that's the only way of putting it.

@Link Just... highlight my previous posts to get the whole story.
Also, yes it was.

@Trilby: *scrolls through posts*

o-o

*highlights*

O_o

Your powers are far greater and more specific than I had ever imagined. I would ask what sorts of tribute or sacrifice you desire but I'm sort of afraid to find the answer. >.>

@Link Cheese and onion crisps.
Walkers, please.

@Tril: I...well...I'm sure there's...

...okay, maybe you're right.

>.>

@Link: You should be.

...probably.

@Trilby: Yes oh powerful one.

@Mortis: That wasn't so bad. ^_^

@Link:

image

Relevant.

*Looks at Mortis* O_O
Trilby could you please but our clothes back on?

@Jak: But our clothes back on? O_o

I'm...I'm not sure if that's an improvement. :/

@Link: Walker commands you to but your clothes back on.

*Walks in with a circumcising device*

Hey guys, what's up?

Er...I'll be leaving now >.>. *Runs away.*

@Schizzy:
@Jak:

*sees circumcising device*

*"elbow" goes soft*

Oh dear...

*clicks fingers*
Your clothes are now on...

fire.

@Tril: Noooo!!

...those were my favorite pair of pants.

...and by "favorite" I mean "only".

@Schizzy: I'm already circumcised, so there!... <_<
@Mortis: @.e Someone please get me out of here!... I can't breathe.
@Trilby: Meh, I've always wanted a good excuse to walk home naked.

...

Let us never speak of this page again...

>.<

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