Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre

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So sad, but true. E3 seems to always do a good job of setting everything it so much as mentions up for failure.

I honestly do hope Nintendo crashes and burns forever when the gimmicky Wii bullshit stops being cool, and everyone stops caring.

oh my yahtzee u funny funny man :P another great video keep them up and u may just be jesus

Is the video down?? i cannot get it to work at all :(

Great stuff as always, love the gargling credits :D

Sorry, but I'm new here; where does the line for fellating Yahtzee begin?

duuuuuuuuuuude

Anal Fantasy 14 xD

STRANGLED NOISES!

Anyway, this was a funny episode. I like Yahtzee even though I heard he completely ignored a friend of my brothers who I don't know very well in Brisbane, but after watching this it completely makes sense why he did so. He thinks poorly of humanity in general, so why would he have to put up with my brother's Queenslander mate waving at him if he's a celebrity who wants to be left alone.

NOTE: Yahtzee is based in Brisbane, but if you see him in public LEAVE HIM ALONE! Yahtzee is a person too, how would you feel if people followed you everywhere...

NewGeekPhilosopher:
I like Yahtzee even though I heard he completely ignored a friend of my brothers who I don't know very well in Brisbane...

... wow. That's deep.

He's been on the rise for the last couple of weeks and now he's back to his best. Brilliant, and somewhat insightful, work.

Lol...yeah we are all crap, even lower then crap at least the crap helps grass and plants grow we do nothing right D:

Anyways, very funny only game that looks good was the Silent Hill one...other games are just rentals

NewGeekPhilosopher:

NOTE: Yahtzee is based in Brisbane, but if you see him in public LEAVE HIM ALONE! Yahtzee is a person too, how would you feel if people followed you everywhere...

I'd feel like a special beloved star and would enjoy every moment of it.

I have to say there was a lot of good material in there. I've been watching Zero Punctuation for a while and decided to finally sign up on this one. My favorite was probably the bit in small text at the end: "I guess we know who'll be first in line when they invent robot hookers". That was great!

I can't wait to have glowing pink balls in my hands being tracked by the PS3!

I love how the ending gargling synced up nicely with the typical end credits music.

Also, he couldn't find anything to mock about Bayonetta or the new Silent Hill. That's a good sign.

I disagree with what he said about the Beatles rockband

xanith02100:
I honestly do hope Nintendo crashes and burns forever when the gimmicky Wii bullshit stops being cool, and everyone stops caring.

I wouldn't count on that happening. I remember thinking that this Nintendo Entertainment System thing was just a passing fad and would never hold up against computer gaming, back when I was much younger. We can all see how well that turned out.

I see that the usual Yahtzeebots are in full force as always.

There's not much I can say regarding this weeks ZP, as the few games I had some interest in were not mentioned, namely L4D2, Modern Warfare 2 and Arkham Asylum so I will assume he either does not care or that he is keeping an open mind of them.

The only things that caught my eye was the news regarding Nintendo and making tons of Mario games, but I'm just so used to Nintendo milking poor Mario i can hardly raise an arm to object anymore. But on Yahtzee;s remarks about Molenux making robot hookers I did recall a conversation I had with my friend debs on how long it would take for someone to make a game for the Xbox 360 where you could simulate having sex and making your own porno, Although odds are Rockstar will do something like that for GTA5.

AUGH seriously?EVERY GAME WILL FAIL?????NOO SIR NOOOOOOOO NOOOO DOES NOT COMPUTE MOTHERFUCKER NOOOOOO GOD DAMNIT AUUUUGH

Yes that was just a poorly written complaint Mr. Escapist prick.

Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. The gurgled noises a the end mad juicy juice come out of my nose. AND I WAS DRINKING SUNNY D. ooh, bad joke. funny as always; hope in the future depleting as always; instant classic.

I think the general message here is to not get too worked up about upcoming games. Some we won't likely see for ages (I'm looking at you Metal Gear Solid Rising), and some will doubtlessly be crap because they're the products of crappy game mills (Yes Nintendo that one was directed at you). Now if you happen to find a game you like be sure to enjoy it, just don't hitch your wagon to a game that isn't even out yet and whose trailer consists almost entirely of cut scenes... after all... we are all shit together.

Meh. Final Fantasy trailers almost never actually tell you anything about the game. They look pretty, and that's about it.

Isn't there a new game convention that started a year or two ago that was like E3 but less pointless?

At first I was a bit bummed out that Just Cause 2 and Mafia 2 weren't mentioned, but then I realised that there isn't really much that can be said to make those games look BAD, so fair enough then.

I admire his skepticism, but his eccentric pessimism often depresses me.

Great ending theme song *gurglegurglegurgle*

Fucking Yahtzee-bots, believing whatever this man says without second thought.

"Oh sorry, I didn't see you Nintendo with all that casual seamen crust on your face" lol that was a good stab at Nintendo especially when they bloody well deserve it! Alot of funny stuff in this one, and I reckon the hook shot will come first. :D

wow, silent hill, really?

i thought for sure he wouldnt mention it because its a silent hill game made by americans and on the wii, and its more silent hill than silent hill ever was.

kudos for not being being a douche again, yahtzee, though im sure you will never play the game, for fear of having fun on your wii.

lol at the gargle... kind of creepy though..

Yahtzee's not even trying anymore, he just bitches left and right about anything these days.

E3 was great this year, well maybe not for some limited taste action jock player who hates Nintendo, JRPGs, innovation, sequels and anything else that doesn't involve Valve.

Inspector Morse Detective.

I wonder if the "detective" tag makes the series even yet more awesome. <3

I think that strangled noise should either become the new closing theme, or the official sounds of the ZP imps.

Hmm...Yahtzee seems to have a case of the Murlocks.

Haha, I love the false enthusiasm he used whenever he proclaimed a game's title before heartlessly tearing it apart in the next second.

Agree on all counts on the comments about all the franchises that have long outsayed their welcome and the petty "one-ups-manship" going on.

Jumping the gun a bit?

Ah well, at least he left ME2 and Monkey Island alone.

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