UPDATE: Well, well, well. Turns out we might’ve been played. A joke, perhaps, and a ploy for publicity – but a hilarious joke nonetheless.
For amusement’s sake, the original post is preserved below, because true or not, the mental image is absolutely hilarious. As is the idea that some poor girl now has her image plastered across gaming sites as a porn star. Hope her parents don’t see it.
Russian adult actress Anna Morgan has signed a deal with a MMO gold-selling website to have its name and URL tattooed on her bazongas.
According to the press release, Ms. Morgan’s DD-sized sweater puppies were purchased by a RMT site for the, shall we say, ample sum of $500,000. In return, the 19-year-old porn actress will have the site’s name and URL tattooed on her melons, with the stipulation that it not be altered or removed for two years.
“A female porn star can easily appear in 50-100 films per year so this gives [the site] a lot of exposure for years to come,” said Hunter Crowell, the company’s media relations office. Well, “exposure” is certainly one way to call it.
Why this rather unorthodox method of advertising, though? Well, the company in question believes that “the link between porn, the internet, and online gaming is as strong as the pairing of peanut butter and jelly, making this an excellent fit.” A snugly nestled fit, even. Well… uh, to be fair, I don’t actually think I can argue with that. Okay, I concede the point.
Anna Morgan’s emblazoned ta-tas will be featured in films produced by LA-based Top Studios, with whom she has just signed a multi-year contract. The inking will be done at Soul Tattoo Shop (wherever that is) on June 15.
A shame. She’s ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y’know, when I’m watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler’s Tundra Mammoth.
