Blizzard Reveals Mists Of Pandaria’s Lady Pandaren

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In the interest of gender equality, World of Warcraft’s upcoming Mists of Pandaria expansion includes anthropomorphic pandas with biologically inexplicable lady parts.

That picture at right would be the first official image of MoP’s distaff Pandaren. How do we know that they’re ladies? Why, they have stereotypically human bosoms, of course! Not that there’s any logical reason for pandas to be busty, but then again there’s no logical reason for pandas to know martial arts, so I suppose Blizzard wins this round.

You’ll find a few more pictures of these feminine abominations unto nature in the gallery below, but if any of you are inclined toward the sexualization of this sort of thing, please keep it to yourself. We aren’t here to judge, but actually I’m lying; we are totally here to judge. Harshly, and with childish giggling.

In typical Blizzard fashion, Mists of Pandaria is scheduled for release “when it’s done,” though most expect the expansion to hit shelves before the end of 2012.

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