Android Vs. Apple: Who Watches Which Porn?

If you can put down your phone for a few minutes, you’ll see SugarDVD just released the porn-viewing habits of its mobile users.

It’s one of the simplest truths of our modern world: If you design a new technology, someone will find a way to watch porn on it. Mobile technologies are no exception, especially with all the apps that let you watch on the go (and contribute to some awkward moments on public transportation). But according to SugarDVD, those mobile technologies are more significant than you’d expect – 70% of the porn distributor’s traffic go to mobile and non-PC accounts. That’s right folks: Those Apple versus Android debates are taking a “How can I pay for this pizza” direction.

SugarDVD recently presented its statistics through a new infographic, and there are significant differences between Android and Apple markets. First of all, Apple users watch porn well into the night – usually from 11pm to 3am – compared to Android’s reasonable evening hours. While there’s no stated winner in overall hours, Android fanboys do “last longer” than iOS brethren by a whole 4.2 minutes.

But perhaps the most interesting details? The actual video categories that Android and Apple users are watching. If you have an iPhone, the odds are much higher it’s been downloading lesbian porn. And if you prefer Android? Well… you’re probably all about that bass.

Of course, the suggestion that mobile devices account for 70% of porn traffic isn’t surprising – these days most people don’t want to leave traces on their PCs for someone else to find. If you’re interested, you can check out the full infographic here (in a safe for work page, thankfully).