Ever heard of Obocop, Finding Emo or Ron Man? Arist Austin Light has, and shows us what they might look like.
As most things on the internet these days, it started with a reddit thread. A user asked others to pick a movie title, remove a single letter, and then offer a brief synopsis of the new movie. Artist Austin Light decided to take things one further, and draw the results of what these movies may look like.
Let’s start with Obocop – The story of how a police officer works through his PTSD and adjusts to his new robotic implants with the help of the sexy soothing sound of his oboe.
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Rave – One red-haired Scottish girl. One dance floor. One unforgettable night.
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Men – A retired professor helps a rugged Canadian work through his aggression as he struggles to uncover his past. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman star.
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Finding Emo – An insufferable teenage fish runs away from home. His father contemplates searching for him.
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Ron Man – A disgruntled government employee builds a robo suit in his garage to help him stop the government he works for from getting any more work done
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Jurassic Par – Two dinosaurs set out to prove they’re more than just killing machines. Thanks to a loophole in the rules they find a spot on the PGA tour and golf their way to the top of the food chain.
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Harry Otter – A young boy finds out who, and what, he is. Magic ensues.
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Pup Fiction – Two mob hit dogs go after a poodle who wrote a slanderous op-ed about their boss.
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Pretty in Ink – The “gritty” 2014 remake of the 80s classic. It’s pretty much the same movie, just with more sick tattoos.
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Fight Cub – When deforestation threatens his home, one feisty bear fights back.
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Star Wars: A New Hoe – A farm boy, who apparently farms sand, fulfills his destiny and becomes the first farmer to do the kessel run in 12 parsecs.
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Ad Max – In an apocalyptic desert wasteland only one man sells water, and he makes it look sexy as hell.
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Beauty And The Beat – After a witch turns her best friend into a dope boom box, Belle decides to enter France’s Got Talent. She crushes it.
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Scram – A thief with a penchant for masks keeps getting caught in the act.
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Dive – Ryan Gosling plays a mysteriously appealing scuba diving guide who gets mixed up in some shady business. He has like 12 lines the whole movie. He also stomps a shark to death.
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Mr. And Mrs. Sith – Two Jedi abandon the order for love. Also to shoot lightning from their hands. Because that’s cool.
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Oh Bother, Where Art Thou? – Convicted felon, Winnie, breaks out of jail with the help of his prison mates Tigger and Piglet, and set off on a cross-state journey to find his missing honey pot.
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Man on Fir – The pacific northwest version of Tarzan.
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Lord of the Rigs – The story of one man’s unhealthy obsession with his truck.
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Aging Bull – A bovine pugilist comes out of retirement for one last fight. He loses.
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The Fat And The Furious – After a bunch of thugs steal his sweet car, Jerry spirals into a vicious rage eating depression. He gets super ripped for the sequel though.
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T – A boy finds a jewelry clad alien who speaks exclusively in aggressive yet well-meaning catchphrases.
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The Princess Ride – After years apart two lovers are reunited, only to discover neither loves what the other has become. Produced by Adam Sandler.
If you enjoyed these, be sure to check out Light’s website and his online store.
Source: Austin Light via Twisted Sifter
Published: Nov 9, 2014 07:06 am