Bird Goes Nuts Over FFXIII Chocobo Drink

Here’s the question: Does he want to kill it, or does he want to have sex with it? Do birds even have sex? Nevermind, I don’t want to know.

All recent Final Fantasy games have had their own soft-drink tie-ins in Japan, and Final Fantasy XIII has an Elixir of its very own. Every can comes with a picture of one of the game’s characters, including the little baby Chocobo that lives in the Funny Afro of supporting character Sazh.

Upon seeing the baby chocobo adorning the can, this little – okay, uh … I don’t know what it is, but he’s adorable and looks like a real-life baby chocobo – fellow freaks out at the sight of his look-alike.

It’s weird. It’s funny. It’s strangely adorable. Just watch the video, people.

(Gossip Gamers)

Recommended Videos

The Escapist is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article Oldboy Is Getting an English-Language TV Adaptation
Read Article Don’t Worry, the Fallout Show Didn’t Actually Retcon New Vegas
Read Article Dragon Ball Fans Can’t Contain Their Excitement Over Sparking ZERO’s One-Armed Gohan
Future Gohan looking mad in Dragon Ball.
Related Content
Read Article Oldboy Is Getting an English-Language TV Adaptation
Read Article Don’t Worry, the Fallout Show Didn’t Actually Retcon New Vegas
Read Article Dragon Ball Fans Can’t Contain Their Excitement Over Sparking ZERO’s One-Armed Gohan
Future Gohan looking mad in Dragon Ball.