Here’s the perfect thing for the gamer who’s unlucky in love: The Top Ten Peggle Pick-Up Lines, a list that’s guaranteed to put some serious Jimmy Lightning into your Tula Sunflower.
Let’s face it: Talking to girls is a tough business and it’s not made any easier by the fact that you’ve got the physique of a pear, a CRT suntan and a nacho cheese smear across your Atari t-shirt that your mom somehow missed in last week’s laundry. What’s a poor gamer to do? Here’s a good place to start: Forget about all those old-time pick-up lines that never work for guys like you anyway and take your shot with the Peggle method instead.
Interested in the sweet, sentimental approach? Try, “I feel like I turned into one of the balls because I just can’t stop falling… for you.” Or perhaps you’d prefer something a little more to the point, like, “Did you just use Lord Cinderbottom, or have you always been this hot?” And if you’re feeling especially bold, try rolling the dice with, “If you thought Splork made big explosions, you should see what I can do with my one-eye.”
The casual gamer demographic skews heavily female, as all gamer nerds should know, so these new icebreakers are guaranteed to have the ladies giggling with delight and practically begging you to take them home. Got a few of your own to add to the list? Post them here and share the wealth, then pick your favorites and give them a try during your next big night on the town – you won’t fail!
Source: Hawty McBloggy
