Bounce (and Teabag) to the Halo: Reach Rap


I bet Noble Team never has to go to the grocery store, so why should I?

The real world can be a frustrating place. You need to do a job to make money. You need to buy food with said money, you need to clean your house and wash your clothes so that you can exist in a public environment. When you think about it, it’s really kind of a drag – wouldn’t you rather be, say, throwing sticky grenades in someone’s face during a match of Halo: Reach?

Yeah, so would Chicago-based music group The Energy Commission. This video – produced with the help of – chronicles the story of a young would-be Spartan who dreams of energy swords and no-scope sniper pwnage. It’s remarkably well-produced, and the song may well get stuck in your head if you listen to it for too long.

Because really, who hasn’t dreamed of becoming a supersoldier and throwing a sticky grenade at your boss when he gets on your case at the office?


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