Calling All Carls


Tired of the world looking down on you because you’re a fat, hairy, sweaty porn addict? Turn the tables and make it start working for you by auditioning for the upcoming live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force special.

Real-life Carl wanna-bes are being asked to make a short video clip of themselves in the role and then upload it to the Adult Swim website. Entrants will presumably be judged on girth, loudness, their love for porn and overall greasiness. Quick rules rundown: Videos can be a maximum of 30 seconds long and 100 megabytes in size, most formats accepted, and U.S. residents only, if you please.

To learn more or submit your own Carl-tastic audition, go to

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