Companion Cube Available to Loving Homes


Steam allows us to all have a companion cube of our own for the Christmas Party. Even if you murdered him.

The soft plushy Companion Cube is now available from Steam for only $29.95. Created as your only friend in the seminal Portal, the Companion Cube is there to be your useful friend in the real world, just in case that GLaDOS is still alive.

Measuring 6″x6″x6″, the soft polyester fiber will comfort you in times of stress, but you may want to hurry up – they have a tendency to sell out very fast.

You, **subject name here** will be the pride of **subject hometown here** with your very own weighted companion cube.

Please insert your credit card here.

The Escapist reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

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