Farmvillain: Farmville’s Evil Twin

Have you ever lamented your inability to slaughter cows or grow magic mushrooms in Farmville? Welcome to FarmVillain, Farmville’s evil (and much more amusing) twin.

So, it’s not quite a Farmville clone. There are no crops to tend and no pets to monitor. Think of it more as a simple, status-spewing app of glorious revenge. For every farmer friend repeatedly spamming status updates about how they’re hosting a barn raising, you can answer with a pithy comeback such as this: “All your farm are belong to us. What you say? You have no chance to harvest crop make your time. ha ha ha.” Or this: “You can now train young grasshoppers on your farm.”

There’s oodles of pop culture references – Rick Astley, The NeverEnding Story – there’s even an appearance from Zombie Jesus. Is it weird that I wish this were an actual game?

Source: Jolt Online