Farmvillain: Farmville’s Evil Twin

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Have you ever lamented your inability to slaughter cows or grow magic mushrooms in Farmville? Welcome to FarmVillain, Farmville’s evil (and much more amusing) twin.

So, it’s not quite a Farmville clone. There are no crops to tend and no pets to monitor. Think of it more as a simple, status-spewing app of glorious revenge. For every farmer friend repeatedly spamming status updates about how they’re hosting a barn raising, you can answer with a pithy comeback such as this: “All your farm are belong to us. What you say? You have no chance to harvest crop make your time. ha ha ha.” Or this: “You can now train young grasshoppers on your farm.”

There’s oodles of pop culture references – Rick Astley, The NeverEnding Story – there’s even an appearance from Zombie Jesus. Is it weird that I wish this were an actual game?

Source: Jolt Online

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