Something that rhymes with bell.
AT&T sure are great, huh?
I don't know I don't go through them.
why is it so cold in here?
Someone forgot to turn the Hoth simulation off.
Where are the chips and dips?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE???
On the lamb.
How did this happen?
You dropped the balls.
Where's the orange duck?
Playing in a backgammon tournament with the purple and red ducks.
What should I ask?
Something you want the Fates to answer.
Who's playing the Fates again?
Natalie Portman, Halle Berry and Donald Trump.
Who are the Patriots?
The worst sports team.
What would you do to turn all Norm of the North DVDs and blu-rays into Klondike bars?
Probably flash my ass at the neighbours.
Would you poke the penguin?
No but if he is cute like private I might tickle them.
Which penguin of Madagascar would you say best matches you?
...The tallest one, I guess.
Do you listen to chanting in your spare time?
Would you read the tale of Sir Shamus, a Goblin Paladin of Bahamut?
I am ashamed to admit that yes, I probably would.
Are you on a train?
I'm under the train.
How do you feel about memes?
Standards are falling.
What's a triglyph?
it is three glyphs combined into a powerful attack.
What should be the next adventure of Monty the Minotaur?
I think it should involve tolerance and stripping.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
No, just a bullet.
Can you predict when the next great abridger will upload a new episode?
Only with a pair of AA batteries, a pint of beer and a little bit of magic.
Sorry, are you walking here?
I am flying up here.
When will Reghar finally appear in an episode of herostorm?
When his contract is renewed.
Will delusional fans of Space Jam ever stop talking about a sequel?
probably when hollywood caves in and makes said sequel 20 years way too late.
who should be the next hero to join the nexus?
Captain Quark, but only after community service.
When will the MCU join Lego Dimensions?
Surely soon. Maybe Lego has a deal with dc though....
Does Lego have a deal with DC?
No, but they have a deal with WB so that they publish all Lego games, even the ones about Marvel heroes.
But DC and Marvel sometimes have cross-overs, so there's still hope...right?
There is always hope!
what would you do with a pet dragon?
I would teach him to be my personal slave/mailbox.
When he inevitably turns against me, how should I slay him?
You need the dragonborn!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
At exactly 666 licks, the center burbs toxic fumes into your face. ALWAYS finish with biting.
What will it take to make City of 1,000 Planets the #1 blockbuster of the year?
An act of god. perhaps even several gods.
What makes Hans Zimmer such a genius composer?
His brain is made of ears.
Will I ever finish Skyrim?
yes but it will be your last achievement in this lifetime.
Who would win a deathbattle between Chen Stormstout and Po?