Don’t go bacon my heart.
Have you ever began dating someone, only to realize they enjoy *gasp* Canadian bacon? We’ve all been there. Thankfully, Oscar Mayer has the cure. The amazing, delicious, greasy cure.
All around the world today, lonely bacon enthusiasts can rejoice – finally, a dating app has been created with their interests in mind. Oscar Mayer has released Sizzl, a dating app focused exclusively on uniting lovers of the finest of all pig belly commodities. This is a far superior method to matchmaking, versus focusing on shallow factors like interests, hobbies, and financial stability. Take that, eHarmony.
Using Sizzl appears to be simple: download the app, customize your profile with your bacon preferences, upload a picture, and swipe away. You can message other Sizzl users in attempts to meet up for some “bacon-wrapped dates.”
You’re bacon me crazy!