<~~Over there as well

Hmmmmmm...yeah, sure, I'll do this. Why the hell not?

Captcha: face the music
I feel like Captcha is trying to tell me I'm ugly. I'm well aware, Captcha, but ya don't gotta rub it in!

JCBFGD:
Hmmmmmm...yeah, sure, I'll do this. Why the hell not?

The picture is huge & I have no idea how to resize it. Prepare for a face full of my face!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

Captcha: face the music
I feel like Captcha is trying to tell me I'm ugly. I'm well aware, Captcha, but ya don't gotta rub it in!

You do realise we see about 2 sq. cm of your left hand, and are in no position to judge about relative size?

Oh, and while I'm at it: stop insulting yourself. Think of all the honest, hard working forum trolls whose jobs you are endangering!

Me and a few friends at a zombie event-game thing. As you can see, only three survived. :3

FYI i'm the one holding the head...

Good to see there are a wide variety of peoples on the escapist!

Kargathia:
You do realise we see about 2 sq. cm of your left hand, and are in no position to judge about relative size?

Oh, and while I'm at it: stop insulting yourself. Think of all the honest, hard working forum trolls whose jobs you are endangering!

I thought my thumb and pointer finger looked kinda small...whatever.

And anyways, regarding the trolls, most of them are illegal immigrants into Earth, and are putting Earth citizens out of a job. I'm not concerned about them.
What the fuck did I just say?

Let's see if I can find a recent photo of myself...

this was from late 2010 and is the latest pic I have of myself. Still valid though I guess

lRookiel:
Not sure how to place photos from my documents on the site.

SOMEBODY PLZ HELP.... and MAYBE I'll put a pic up..

Maybe...

First, the picture has to be somewhere on the internet. To get it there quickly, simply use a free image hosting website such as Photobucket, ImageShack or TinyPic (google and ye shall receive) or even Facebook.

When that's done, copy the "Image URL" to here and bookend it with [*img][/img] without the star. To put a spoiler tag on it, bookend the whole thing with [*spoiler][/spoiler]

Example: [*spoiler][*img]http://www.zwaldtransport.com/images/placeholders/placeholder1.jpg[/img][/spoiler]

Remove the stars and you get:

Chemical Alia:

Lol, yes. I should have been more specific. I thought my higher-than-normal amounts of pasty would have given it away.

I think you should have gone with "I'm the only one with brown hair". Ambiguity: Gone.

EeveeElectro:
Sssssnip

Ohhh, I remember you; Sadly though, it was because of a guy being all heartbroken and making damn thread about it...

EeveeElectro:

Thanks >__< It's not so good when I want to get into clubs. But at least I won't get wrinkly for a long, long time because my face is so full. Forever young~ 8D

Pshh; clubs... Looking older than oneself is only nice for a brief window towards the end of adolescence whereas looking younger is great forever afterwards!

OT: Not to be a lurking asshat then, here's one of the scant few pictures of me the existence of which I tolerate.

Its me at CBS ready for another day at work.

<--- there too. Many use avatars... just haven't found one for me yet.

edit

Vault101:
snip

Thats probably the weirdest shark i have ever seen. Or it could be a never before seen ray.

Guy on a beach

Edit: due to a link mixup i posted pedo-john instead. Ill leave it up for the lols.

*low whistle* Wow, some fiiiine lookin' people here on the escapist. So, here's my addition to this thread.

_{I'm single, ladies!}

Daystar Clarion:
Why not

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I believe my friend just said something stupid, that's why I look a bit befuddled.

There appear to very few photos of me where my eyes don't look really narrow :D

Is it weird that's pretty much exactly how I pictured you? <.< _probably.

I don't think I have any pictures of myself since the year before last, and even then it was just someone taking an end of the year picture... I'm such a hermit. At least I know I won't go crazy if there's ever some sort of apocalypse, and I'm forced to live in isolation, right?

Shitty camera quality *shrugs*

Well, I just went through this entire thread looking for attractive women who might happen to live relatively nearby (which just so happens would be the southern suburbs of Chicago). The depth of my desperation and creepiness surprises me sometimes. At least I didn't act on it (i.e. I couldn't find any women who lived nearby). I actually posted a photo of myself on an "am I attractive" thread from months back. When multiple women told me I was good looking, I started trying to date and meet people, as I had previously believed I was hideous and unpleasant. This forum changed my life considerably.

My avatar is an eerily accurate representation. I just saw that I don't have any photos that are less than a year old (forever alone). Sad laptop mugshot it is. Oh man, this turned out five types of wrong. So posting this as is.

Complete with obscure band t-shirt and nerdy homemade replica movie prop!

This is my mug

I'll bite.

Volf:
This is my mug

you look exactly like the guy who plays scarecrow in the Nolan Batman films

Melanie McGreevey:

Volf:
This is my mug

you look exactly like the guy who plays scarecrow in the Nolan Batman films

hahaha, I wonder why

My Halloween costume for last year:

Be amazed, or horrified, or indifferent. Whichever XD.

This is me:

!!!WARNING!!!

!!!WARNING!!!

THE FOLLOWING PICTURE MAKES MY LIFE LOOK MORE INTERESTING THAN IT ACTUALLY IS:

Me holding a ladybird birthday-girl, covered in lipstick and being the world's whitest 'Latino'...

...trying to imitate this sexy man:

Huh. Well, to show that I'm not actually a Snivy in disguise...

I'm the one wearing the camo pants and black jumper. This was taken about a year and a half ago, but considering my inability to grow a beard, it hasn't changed that much over time.

Well this is me about four or five years ago:

and this is me now:

I like to think that it's a nice indication of myself growing older.

EDIT:a

And here's me being very damn drunk while about to kiss one of my college lecturers.

College is fun ^_^

zelda2fanboy:
Well, I just went through this entire thread looking for attractive women who might happen to live relatively nearby (which just so happens would be the southern suburbs of Chicago). The depth of my desperation and creepiness surprises me sometimes. At least I didn't act on it (i.e. I couldn't find any women who lived nearby). I actually posted a photo of myself on an "am I attractive" thread from months back. When multiple women told me I was good looking, I started trying to date and meet people, as I had previously believed I was hideous and unpleasant. This forum changed my life considerably.

My avatar is an eerily accurate representation. I just saw that I don't have any photos that are less than a year old (forever alone). Sad laptop mugshot it is. Oh man, this turned out five types of wrong. So posting this as is.

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Complete with obscure band t-shirt and nerdy homemade replica movie prop!

Wait, what nerdy homemade replica movie prop are we looking at? My first thought was the hat Rob Reiner wears in This is Spinal Tap, but I don't think that's right

Launcelot111:

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Complete with obscure band t-shirt and nerdy homemade replica movie prop!

Wait, what nerdy homemade replica movie prop are we looking at? My first thought was the hat Rob Reiner wears in This is Spinal Tap, but I don't think that's right[/quote]

Nope. It's a recreation of the hat worn by Harry Dean Stanton's character, Brett, from Alien.