Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

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New Topic: First line in a video game that would never happen

And that... was the twelfth time I died.

Congratulations! Your Winner!

The End

in an rpg::
this is the story of brave old men fighting against the tyranny

You bought this game? LOL!

jebussaves88:
New Topic: First line in a video game that would never happen

And that... was the twelfth time I died.

Congrats your playing Nentendo's "oh sod this we made enough money from you suckers"

this game won't be playable until the first patch comes out

Actually Niko, it gets a bit rough around here. Maybe you should go back. And give me a call sometime, I lost your number.

And now we are going to introduce the characters, with no description, history, scenario and world and expect you to work it out for yourself!

It's a tough road, so I'd actually probably best give you all the guns in the world. And to think, Command wanted me to give you a six shooter and a crowbar. What are they like?

this game has no value at all so go ahead and use these cheat codes......

Really? You haven't got anything better to do?

Fine, I'll start the intro.

Welcome to Duke Nukem Forever!

jackanderson:
Welcome to Duke Nukem Forever!

You sir, are winner!

Mario, the Princess is in this castle!

Welcome to the first Xbox 360 text based adventure!

Guitar Hero: Do You Really Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life Except Buy Our Excessive Milkings Of A Franchise That's Been Killed Ages Ago?

Press Start To Play.

I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I wanna be a firefighter!

That sucked, I'm sorry.

This game will self destruct in 10 seconds.

Mind of we could have a new topic?

Smash you're face with the controler if you would like to smash you're face with the controler so you can start the game.

The game requires the download of Version 1.3

(60 mins later)

Installing Version 1.3

(20 mins later)

Installing Game Data Utility

(3 Hours and 6GB later)

Welcome to Haze!

On the subject of Haze.

Hey baby, I'm Shane Carpenter, and I'm gonna do to you WHAT I DID TO FREE RADICAL! MUHAHAHA!

"Oh look, the reinforcements got here early."

"Don't worry, that feral creature-infested, out-of-bounds sewer shall never be traversed by you in this game."

"Don't worry sir, you lie down, have a rest, I'll fight through that horde of enemies for you."

Spehs Mehrenes... carry meh inta battle!

jebussaves88:
Spehs Mehrenes... carry meh inta battle!

Is that you, Jimmy Saville?

New Topic: Things You Wouldn't Expect To Hear From A Telecomm Salesman.

"Good day, is Mr. (Insert Last Name Here) in? Don't answer that I know they are, because I'm about to sell you a body part of your choice."

buy our product and i will stop calling you.

It's compact. It's disposable. It's biodegradable. Yes, there really is absolutely no reason you can't kill my wife for money.

If you buy know you get a shody product for free!

Gooood Afternoon, sir! Would you like to buy one of our products? All I need are your bank account details and sort code.

I realy don't care what you do because I'm getting fired.

Debatra:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.66728

Wow, thanks. I love everything that you've done.

C'mon. Spare a bit of time for Ol' Gil? Eh? Please? No don't hang up!

If you don't buy something i'l kill you're family and then sh*t on they're corpses!

New Topic: Game Epilogues From the "Deleted Scenes" Section

(while pacing)"Would you kindly-" *stubs his toe* "Shit!"

"....Oops.

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