Finish the sentence...

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... eat the ozone layer cake.

Despite the gophers...

I still have cheese!

Holy crap! Watch out for...

the bull!

You have a little bit of...

....Ice cream on your manly beard.

The ambulance is.......

now in the lake.

I'm sure...

if I hit it just right it will...

skip across the water like a smoker skips class.

If you want to fly, you'll need to...

swim first.

Christmas is a celebration of...

Jesus Christ, after he rose from...

his bed before going on with his day.

I'm a problem solver, which means...

......We don't have a problem here.

Sometimes you just have to.....

shit.

How am I still...

part of this wall?

The world will end...

in a rain of FIRE!!

Cause that's...

how it rolls!

That's no moon, it's...

A bird.....just a bird.

You may only.....

have four of the roasted babies.

But I thought you said...

there were more of those around.

We only asked...

... could we please have some more.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world...

I just want to burn it all.

There is a reason...

to dance with sheep.

Just...

no.

I'm here to...

introduce you to...

The president of.....

Space.

My dog just...

Ate my leg.

Oh well......

I guess I'll go kill another person for thier leg.

I collect legs because...

how else will you...

...dance the dance of kings.

Somebody just told me.....

that my child is not a girl but actually...

....A lamp.

When you....

... found out about about your sister and I...

...eating all the icecream, you will freak out.

When I...

First met Andy Dufresne I......

...fangirled a little too hard and scared him off. It was fine, though, because...

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