Finish the sentence...

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catch fire in their armadillos, who by the way...

is very excited by that news about...

cabbages taking over Antartica.

I was just sitting there...

...waiting for the Antarctic cabbages!

I need a...

defib unit, stat!

Why would you...

Just sit there? I mean afterall, we...

...came in and wreck all those buildings for a...

pretty profit that we need for...

that one sheep launcher we've been saving for.

So we needed to...

hit the glowing part?

The weak spot is commonly.....

the crotch.

I forgot that you...

found your long lost...

twin brother.

Now that you've scared those ducks away, are you going to...

... Kill the pig, cut her throat, spill her blood? 'Cause that's not...

...what we do here.

Talking to a severed pig head is a sign that...

...you're crazy. It's quite akin to...

talking to a man covered in...

...flesh and bones the size of...

a house!

How the hell did that dog just...

unhinge its mouth like a snake? It was almost as if...

...it was a descendent of the Gaping Dragon in...

...that crazy story my Grandmother used to tell me. Of course, she...

was actually man named Charlie who...

...was a eunuch who...

liked to take long walks on rooftops until one day...

...when he found a neutered dog that talked and told him that...

...He will reward Charlie with godlike abilities if Charlie can locate the dog's missing testicals so the dog can finally...

lick them.

I think what you need is a...

nice rub down. Which of course would mean that...

I would have to bring in a mop because...

of all the barnacles on your...

...face are spewing...

strawberry milkshake. Which reminds me of a time when...

...we all lived in a yellow submarine which had seen the kraken, along with...

that guy who sing the happy walrus song.


With a great big smile...

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