Finish the sentence...

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...chocolate and vanilla milkshakes and some money and...

Deadpool costumes.

The only thing missing would be...

Glowsticks. However, we can always use...

...flamethrowers.

Lighting is always a problem when...

Nargels unplug everything. But this is easily solved with...

plenty of electricity.

Let's play a game. Here, hold my...

mace while I go get the...

...zweihander in my basement to defeat the resident...

evil.

I think this time I'll use the...

cabbage instead of that old...

goat that I found wandering around my..

air ducts. This way I don't have to...

...poison all those new-fangled wolves out there that...

keep tap dancing in my socks.

Please do not...

Test my metal son. Else you just might...

wake the dragon!

No one is going to...

...steal my pants today.

When I awoke...

...my pants were gone away due to a mysterious thief who...

left a mysterious note, saying: "Thanks for the pants, I really...

needed a place to put my...

...spikes that I broke off of...

...my teeth while at my favorite dentist, who's name is Dr...

Pain.

I think there's going to be a big...

...Eggman, who almost took apart my...

...limited edition action figures, which I purchased at...

the local Italian leather shoe store where I first met...

...that hooker that wasn't a hooker. Sorta, but she was...

an "adult entertainer", which is just another word for...

playing with dolls.

The solution is to inject it with a large amount of...

...hydrochloric acid modified to...

expand rapidly at the slightest contact with...

oxygen. Thus creating....

a BFG-9000. Please don't...

wake the mailman.

Have you seen...

my 3DS. Use the hammer on...

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