Finish the sentence...

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Magic Missile at you. It's super effective!

Boobs are a man's...

playground/bouncy castle/reason for self-worth/fantasy. All these endings came from my brother and his friend, who aren't getting any. =D

Tomorrow I'll invent...

...a boob magnet. All shall tremble as I grope them. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *sob* I'm lonely...

My name is Legion, for we are...

strippers.

Beware the wrath of...

...the couch potato

Is there a life on...

lambi89:
...a forrest and finds true happiness.

I've never laughed so much this week...

...the kitchen table?

Dante's Inferno will...

fail at life.

After four thousand years, you learn to...

...master the art of pancakes.

I've fallen and...

doop doop doop doop doop

-my hair is on fire.

I like my new-

social life. Wait. No, I don't.

You know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that...

have a lot of feelings.

Oops, there goes...

...my money down the drainer.

Kindly enough he...

...murdered Michael Atkinson. What a good guy.

Do you really have to...

kill everyone you meet?" "Yes, yes I do."

If you declare war on...

...A flat surface the grenades will roll rather much.

Facedesk:

When the palm just doesn't cut it.

Fish in a

...toilet is sad

Your face looks like a stone a...

... precious but ugly stone.

I would say you were attractive but....

you're a rhinoceros.

The mind is a terrible thing to...

doop doop doop doop doop

CUDLY HAMSTER PRINCESS!

I totally did the...

...Sangheili chick, that dame was crazy.
or is that my fantasy?

I just fed the pet dinosaur but unfortunatley....

...dinousaurs are extinct.

I'd like to but...

...I can't. My mom won't let me :(

Doing this I realise...

That the human race really deserves to go extinct.

All I want is you...

To be rich

If you do that one more time...

...I will resort to spank you.

Riddle me this...

, Batman.

My true love gave to me...

...and now i give it to you because it's basicly shit.

I shot the sheriff...

...because he stole my doughnuts.

Wanting power...

is for ambitious people. IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

I just divided by zero and...

I got 560.

As soon as I bought the DVD I realized...

...it was the wrong one.

I tried to return it and...

everyone thinks megan fox is hot

i wonder where-

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