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...a forrest and finds true happiness. Life is a box of... | |
cards: you don't know what you draw until it's in your hand. I cast... | |
Magic Missile at you. It's super effective! Boobs are a man's... | |
playground/bouncy castle/reason for self-worth/fantasy. All these endings came from my brother and his friend, who aren't getting any. =D Tomorrow I'll invent... | |
...a boob magnet. All shall tremble as I grope them. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *sob* I'm lonely... My name is Legion, for we are... | |
strippers. Beware the wrath of... | |
...the couch potato Is there a life on...
I've never laughed so much this week... | |
...the kitchen table? Dante's Inferno will... | |
fail at life. After four thousand years, you learn to... | |
...master the art of pancakes. I've fallen and... | |
I can't... Oh wait, never mind. I'm up now. Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and brudda?... | |
-my hair is on fire. I like my new- | |
social life. Wait. No, I don't. You know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that... | |
have a lot of feelings. Oops, there goes... | |
...my money down the drainer. Kindly enough he... | |
...murdered Michael Atkinson. What a good guy. Do you really have to... | |
kill everyone you meet?" "Yes, yes I do." If you declare war on... | |
...A flat surface the grenades will roll rather much. Facedesk: | |
When the palm just doesn't cut it. Fish in a | |
...toilet is sad Your face looks like a stone a... | |
... precious but ugly stone. I would say you were attractive but.... | |
you're a rhinoceros. The mind is a terrible thing to... | |
use. NO! NOT INTO THE- | |
CUDLY HAMSTER PRINCESS! I totally did the... | |
...Sangheili chick, that dame was crazy. I just fed the pet dinosaur but unfortunatley.... | |
...dinousaurs are extinct. I'd like to but... | |
...I can't. My mom won't let me :( Doing this I realise... | |
That the human race really deserves to go extinct. All I want is you... | |
To be rich If you do that one more time... | |
...I will resort to spank you. Riddle me this... | |
, Batman. My true love gave to me... | |
...and now i give it to you because it's basicly shit. I shot the sheriff... | |
...because he stole my doughnuts. Wanting power... | |
is for ambitious people. IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! I just divided by zero and... | |
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use another euphemism.
A guy walks into...