I left you because......

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For incessantly reminding of the existence of muffins.

Good sir you kept giving me dead parrots!

I needed some time alone.

And I had so many games to play.

Because you're not a real doctor.

Because you love coffee more than me!

Because the power of Christ compels you!

Because the Eagles are terrible.

Because the Eagles aren't that bad... they made Hotel California after all...<.<

Because a hotel in Milton Keynes is better

Because you owned too many.

Sacman:
Because the Eagles aren't that bad... they made Hotel California after all...<.<

Referring to the Philadelphia Eagles.

ShockValue:

Referring to the Philadelphia Eagles.

For making me think that you're making a Big Lebowski reference...

besides I thought you liked the Eagles...<.<

Because I like the Falcons :/

Because I knew that... but I remember her mentioning that she didn't hate the Eagles... the same way she doesn't hate the the Patriots...<.<

Because I didn't say I hated the Eagles. Just that they suck, you would agree if you saw the game last night.

Because I saw the scores...<.<

Because he doesn't follow enough to have a team he prefers :P

Because my preference what ever one she likes at the moment... :p

Because that's not how it works!

I know that her tactic of picking the team with the hottest players is just as valid...<.<

Because I don't do that.

Because you just said that you did... so for lying than!

For using the wrong "than/then" all the time.

Because your hat collection was too big.

Because your hat collection didn't include any bowler hats.

For not having a collection... only a single bowler hat...

Because you wouldn't wear a nice hat.

Because I don't look good in hats... or at all really...<.<

Because I was going to bring friends to make them feel better.

For having friends...<.<

Because you're easily distracted.

For denying that they have friends.

Because I ninja'd him.

Because it is late.

Because you're always using excuses ;~;

Because it is time to say goodnight.

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