Because I was driving a Toyota.
[sarcasm]For distributing child porn.
You know you did it![/sarcasm]
cause fredfred burger is sexy.
EDIT: comment post time fail. ah well.
EDITEDIT: cos i know him in RL ;D
'Cause I bottled up my feelings like a real man.
Because I hate that his avy doesn't have any pants.
Because he stole my shiny bit of trash.
'cause his breakdancing rainbow kitten is starting to give me a headache
Because his headache isn't sevre enough!
I do not enjoy lightsabers.
because shooting someone is not as rewarding as punching them senseless and then shooting them.
Because his avatar has been denied since February 22nd and he hasn't found out yet.
For reasons that haven't been disclosed yet.
For Being The ArchdEMOn of FG
For having the "On Fire" badge.
For being "The One". See what I did there? Oh, I am so clever.
For having a Radical Edward avy.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh I have to hit the same person? Fine, for being a dead body with a bruise and bullethole after I finished him/her the first time, wait why would I dig up someones grave and then punch them, I mean that is freaking retarded!
For knowing another people's ignorance.
for calling me ignorant, yeah enjoy that hole in your face now!
for having a stamp avatar (i hate stamps)
For taking the internet too seriously.
For not taking the internet seriously enough
For getting in my way! Seriously, I need to get rid of this bomb and you just won't get out of my way!
I need no reason only justice!
Because I'm an angsty youth who is going through bursts of depression mostly due to the fact that there are no good story-based-fantasy-forum open RPs going on right now.
Son of a bitch. >.<
(And because he wields justice. WTF is that?)
Because my father told me to
Has a clown avatar... I hate clowns
Because he hit me for no reason.