Their nose shrinks when they lie.
Has lice as on his 'head'. Make of that what you will.
Despises every inch of me.
Got....the way you are.....by dividing by zero.
Thought square rooting zero wouldn't work
Trusted milo to the end, and paid the price.
Pretends to be Irish, as an excuse in case he gets drunk in public.
Pretends to be Irish, despite being Welsh.
Crossed two times the street to get to the chicken.
Is the author of the worst book series of all time.
Loves the worst book seris of all time.
Doesn't like breakdancing.
Crossdresses on a daily basis
They wish they were an endangered species.
Smells like peanut butter.
Hates people who hate him for hating all Canadians.
Voted for a rabbit's Whisker.
Runs a dog-fighting ring in his basement.
EDIT: Hey, does anyone know why I haven't gotten my Morpheus badge yet? I checked, and I haven't incurred any moderator wrath.