doesn't dig nuyen and soyacaff
Has a bed but sleeps in the street anyway.
Sleeps in a luxury bed... that he drags out onto the street every night :)
Smokes a human every night...Wait, whaaa!?
Humans a smoke every year.
Grills a human for every meal.
Prepares sauces for various humans.
Has been known to bath in human bodily fluids.
Loves to bath in other people's food. ^_^
Loves to eat used bath-food.
Loves to make sure the bath is just right.
Used to drum for the cure.
has a world record of most bus crashes
Secretly causes all the bus crashes on Earth.
The reason why you should have too much yoghurt.
Secretly poisoned all the yoghurt.
Ate all of it and spent the rest of the night in bars.
He secretly means bars as in pubs, not prison :P
He secretly stashes money in the gentlemen's clubs.
I've been... NINJA'D!?
Made a viral video titled "The cursed tape"
Edit: You ninja'd me as well mParadox....
Made a video of Ebola. It was really viral.
Made Explosive Rectal Syndrome a thing.
Was the first to contract it.
Plans to sell it to the military to make bioweapons
Will buy from me by a dozen.
Accepts shells as a form of currency
Only if they're rare, gold laced shells.
He is filled with resentment and anger over being ninja'd :)
HE LIES. I NOT FILLED WITH ****** RAGE OR WHATEVER THE ****** TELLS YOU.
Denies the right of titles!
Doesn't realize the potential for destruction.