What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

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doesn't dig nuyen and soyacaff

Has a bed but sleeps in the street anyway.

Sleeps in a luxury bed... that he drags out onto the street every night :)

Smokes a human every night...Wait, whaaa!?

Humans a smoke every year.

Grills a human for every meal.

Prepares sauces for various humans.

Has been known to bath in human bodily fluids.

Loves to bath in other people's food. ^_^

Loves to eat used bath-food.

Loves to make sure the bath is just right.

Used to drum for the cure.

has a world record of most bus crashes

Secretly causes all the bus crashes on Earth.

the reason why i did it

The reason why you should have too much yoghurt.

Secretly poisoned all the yoghurt.

Ate all of it and spent the rest of the night in bars.

He secretly means bars as in pubs, not prison :P

he likes unicorns

He secretly stashes money in the gentlemen's clubs.

I've been... NINJA'D!?

Cool cool.

Made a viral video titled "The cursed tape"
Edit: You ninja'd me as well mParadox....

Made a video of Ebola. It was really viral.

Made Explosive Rectal Syndrome a thing.

Was the first to contract it.

Plans to sell it to the military to make bioweapons

Will buy from me by a dozen.

Accepts shells as a form of currency

Only if they're rare, gold laced shells.

He is filled with resentment and anger over being ninja'd :)

HE LIES. I NOT FILLED WITH ****** RAGE OR WHATEVER THE ****** TELLS YOU.

isnt a paradox at all!

Denies the right of titles!

Is a secret moderator.

Doesn't realize the potential for destruction.

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