Is the PR manager of Team Rocket
Is jealous that Redlin5 got Team Rocket PR manager job, instead of him.
Wants to usurp Redlins Team Rocket manager job!
Knows too many secrets about magpies and must be destroyed.
Ate the heart of the Wolf mother.
Is actually in Purgatory, forever driving that bus...
His armor is actually made of aluminium wrap~
He's unsure of which two female characters he wants a chance of "getting some" with
Is the last surviving Roman.
Is on the Highway to Hell
Secretly wishes their avatar were less rectangular, and also a burrito...
wants us all to become burritos so he can dispose of us deliciously instead of just easily.
Is in a band so experimental they have named themselves the scientists.
Is really just on a trip to the nearest chipotle so he can buy a delicious chipotle burrito.
Purged the albino Namikians.
Pissed himself/herself when they got tazed.
Has no eyes behind the sunglasses.
Has no plan to deal with Bearrists.
Becomes more powerful with every post.
Becomes less powerful with every post.
Is freaked out by their own avatar.
Would like to slay Happy.
Donates 3/5ths of his income to charity.
Makes use of a stunt double so he doesn't have to dance all day every day. =D
Feeds Egyptian pharaohs to mongooses.
Moves like his avatar irl.
Wishes to have the power to edit posts and uncensor self-censored words.
Wishes to Escapists next top mod!
He is Kross' twin. Who is under the influence of amnesia. Very convenient...