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Someone save me! Eject! Eject! | |
Turn the fan off. It's cold. | |
<_< | |
I swear if you don't get that shotgun out of my bed, I will shove it up your..., and then I will drink your oily tears, and shoot off your...! You got that!? | |
...Not entirely, some important details seem to be left out. | |
Sorry I'm on a diet of spys right now so no pork, only french-men. | |
I think I'd have a stroke | |
It can't but it is the most awesome weapon in D&D the rat flail | |
Oh hey there, want to make some pumpkin pie? Or maybe a jack-o-lantern. | |
Wow I managed to fit that in there? | |
Welcome to the escapist...now put those pants on and make me breakfast | |
Sleeping inside a portal is such a strange feeling.. | |
wow the things I do | |
Bloody typical. My hangover is so bad, I can't even remember if it was a he or a she under the mask. | |
Cuddle and complain how my secret crush can't take a hint | |
Aahhh! There's critters in my bed! | |
...I'm guessing that I lost the Starfox quote-off. (What the hell was I thinking going up against a regional champion anyway?) | |
Get out of this bed if you know what's good for you. | |
Geez Louise, you go to bed wearing the same clothes? Also, LANDMASTER!! *hops into tank and drives very swiftly in the opposite direction* | |
I will ignore the tank rolling through my house. Far too sleepy to worry about that. | |
Magically turn his wires into snakes. | |
Make the starfish come to life. | |
Use a Mikuru Beam. | |
Cast Firagra | |
I'd use my walrus powers to counter their magic. | |
I would counter thier walrus power with SCIENCE. | |
Counter Science with MAGIC | |
counter their "magic" with a kick in the C***ch! | |
Ask it why it blocks out crotch... | |
Try to remember where I've seen that name before... | |
Oh my god... the room is pitch black and you're glowing... | |
What is this I don't even... | |
How many times have I told you not to carve starfish in the damn bed!? | |
Eeeeew! | |
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OHGAWD!
SAVE ME BRUCE WILLIS!
(But in all seriousness, that picture is the stuff of my nightmares, Kudos on finding something like that)