SAVE ME BRUCE WILLIS!
(But in all seriousness, that picture is the stuff of my nightmares, Kudos on finding something like that)
Someone save me! Eject! Eject!
Turn the fan off. It's cold.
Hide the snacks...we have visitors.
I swear if you don't get that shotgun out of my bed, I will shove it up your..., and then I will drink your oily tears, and shoot off your...! You got that!?
...Not entirely, some important details seem to be left out.
But hey you can fry me some bacon right?
Sorry I'm on a diet of spys right now so no pork, only french-men.
I think I'd have a stroke
It can't but it is the most awesome weapon in D&D the rat flail
Oh hey there, want to make some pumpkin pie? Or maybe a jack-o-lantern.
Wow I managed to fit that in there?
Welcome to the escapist...now put those pants on and make me breakfast
Sleeping inside a portal is such a strange feeling..
wow the things I do
for love to get people in my house.
Bloody typical. My hangover is so bad, I can't even remember if it was a he or a she under the mask.
Cuddle and complain how my secret crush can't take a hint
Aahhh! There's critters in my bed!
...I'm guessing that I lost the Starfox quote-off. (What the hell was I thinking going up against a regional champion anyway?)
Get out of this bed if you know what's good for you.
Geez Louise, you go to bed wearing the same clothes? Also, LANDMASTER!! *hops into tank and drives very swiftly in the opposite direction*
I will ignore the tank rolling through my house. Far too sleepy to worry about that.
Magically turn his wires into snakes.
Make the starfish come to life.
I'd use my walrus powers to counter their magic.
I would counter thier walrus power with SCIENCE.
Counter Science with MAGIC
counter their "magic" with a kick in the C***ch!
Ask it why it blocks out crotch...
Try to remember where I've seen that name before...
Oh my god... the room is pitch black and you're glowing...
What is this I don't even...
How many times have I told you not to carve starfish in the damn bed!?