If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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NOMNOMNOM eats her Head

Looks like I'm in trouble.

Hmm. Well, you kinda hot...

Wait, what's with the gun?

Well fine, last time I share any of my dreams with you.

Opens eye.

"g'day"

Goes back to sleep.

Now I know why they call you the Best of the 3. ;)

Well you sure beat the other 2 by a mile :D

Die human scu-

Wait, an eye patch, this one is mysterious and intriguing.

Get out of my bed, if your gonna point weapons at me

Ninja'd. :/

Now get out of bed and make me some pumpkin pie.

lifts eye patch and sticks finger in eye socket

How are you... what? Portals!?

The sheer mechanics are mind boggling!

I...uh? Just what are you?

Hey there.........*turns over*.............Zzzzz............

Oh hai thar Satan.

So...How'd you get that eye patch?

I need to stop drinking...

"Stop poking me with that. Please, keep the stick on your side of the bed. I'm trying to sleep."

*proceeds to snooze some more*

Awww, you can sleep at the foot of my bed and keep my feet warm.

Could you move over a bit? What's that? The wires have you stuck there? Oh, that's ok.

Drop kicks you out of bed.

Stop hogging the blanket.

"FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

*Stops drops and rolls.

Not pie! My only...other weakness!

Farts inside your gas mask.

*Pokes the patch*
Shall we get this show on the road then.
*Wink wink*

Put hat on head?

Why am I sleeping with a hat?

I will never abandon my hat for you. You know that, right?

Get out of my bed, ninja.

I have a patch, no need for a hat. I'll abandon you.

Steal their candy then get them the hell out of there.

O hai there... *proceeds to tell self its just a dream*

I must say.............you are looking pleasant today...........*rolls over*.........ZZzzz.....

Beg him not to eat my soul...<.<

"What happened last night?"

It looks like their soul needs cuddling because being a ninja is tough work.............*cuddles*........now....please.....don't eat me.......>.>

Bows before the demon

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