She's an epic writer destined for epicnees in the world deprived of epiccal stuff. o.O
He's a suave amnesiac Green Beret in drag.
He's a vocal transvestite with a talent for mimicking Britney Spears and Madonna.
At the same time.
He's an old-fashioned native American librarian plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder.
He's a real fox that uses Firefox to browse. ironically.
Of course, you caught me. ^_^
She's a hard-bitten foul-mouthed bodyguard with the soul of a mighty warrior.
He's the reincarnation of the God-Emperor of Man!
He's an oversexed overambitious rock star with no name.
He's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Which makes us absolutely nothing.
He's a world-famous moralistic barbarian moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble.
He's a deeply religious crooked sorceror who hides his scarred face behind a mask
He's the world champion in bog diving.
He's a sword-wielding guerilla matador living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus.
He's a superclone made from all the most active posters on this forum in an attempt to create the fabled ‹berposter.
He's an oversexed neurotic cowboy on a search for his missing sister.
Who knew you were so many diverse entertaining things? ^_^
He's a generic extra, with no backstory whatsoever.
He's an ungodly amnesiac hairdresser on a who's getting too old for this shit.
He's definitely not the guy who's had every second post on this page so far. Not at all.
He's a time-tossed umbrella-wielding nanny on the run. Who's also observant of my posting habits. >.>
He's a caramel tycoon, who's highly self conscious of his posting habits.
He's a scarfaced misogynist filmmaker trapped in a world he never made.
He's the lost Olympian god of siestas, who got kicked out of olympus for snoring.
He's a suicidal coffee-fuelled vagrant who believes he can never love again
He's the reanimated body of H.P. Lovecraft, brought back to help us fight the Eldritch Horrors.
He's a maverick hunchbacked senator fleeing from a secret government program.
He's the ultimate chatbot, for which the Escapist forums were set up to help evolve.
He's a one-legged sweet-toothed acrobat from a doomed world.
He's the aforementioned doomed world, which, in a shocking twist, turns out to not be doomed!
He's a globe-trotting drug-addicted astronaut who knows the secret of the alien invasion.
He is the ultimate mystery.
He's a lounge-singing vegetarian photographer on the run from himself.
He's a maverick car salesman on the run for elite agents of the New World Order.
Doesn't he write material for Lewis Black?
No, he's the one chasing after you, Mister Bond.