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He's a suave amnesiac Green Beret in drag. | |
He's a vocal transvestite with a talent for mimicking Britney Spears and Madonna. At the same time. | |
He's an old-fashioned native American librarian plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. | |
He's a real fox that uses Firefox to browse. ironically. | |
Of course, you caught me. ^_^ She's a hard-bitten foul-mouthed bodyguard with the soul of a mighty warrior. | |
He's the reincarnation of the God-Emperor of Man! | |
He's an oversexed overambitious rock star with no name. | |
He's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Which makes us absolutely nothing. | |
He's a world-famous moralistic barbarian moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. | |
He's the Captcha Fairy! | |
He's a deeply religious crooked sorceror who hides his scarred face behind a mask | |
He's the world champion in bog diving. | |
He's a sword-wielding guerilla matador living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. | |
He's a superclone made from all the most active posters on this forum in an attempt to create the fabled Überposter. | |
He's an oversexed neurotic cowboy on a search for his missing sister. Who knew you were so many diverse entertaining things? ^_^ | |
He's a generic extra, with no backstory whatsoever. | |
He's an ungodly amnesiac hairdresser on a who's getting too old for this shit. | |
He's definitely not the guy who's had every second post on this page so far. Not at all. | |
He's a time-tossed umbrella-wielding nanny on the run. Who's also observant of my posting habits. >.> | |
He's a caramel tycoon, who's highly self conscious of his posting habits. | |
He's a scarfaced misogynist filmmaker trapped in a world he never made. | |
He's the lost Olympian god of siestas, who got kicked out of olympus for snoring. | |
He's a suicidal coffee-fuelled vagrant who believes he can never love again | |
He's the reanimated body of H.P. Lovecraft, brought back to help us fight the Eldritch Horrors. | |
He's a maverick hunchbacked senator fleeing from a secret government program. | |
He's the ultimate chatbot, for which the Escapist forums were set up to help evolve. | |
He's a one-legged sweet-toothed acrobat from a doomed world. | |
He's the aforementioned doomed world, which, in a shocking twist, turns out to not be doomed! | |
He's a globe-trotting drug-addicted astronaut who knows the secret of the alien invasion. | |
He is the ultimate mystery. | |
He's a lounge-singing vegetarian photographer on the run from himself. | |
He's a maverick car salesman on the run for elite agents of the New World Order. | |
Doesn't he write material for Lewis Black? | |
No, he's the one chasing after you, Mister Bond. | |
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She's an epic writer destined for epicnees in the world deprived of epiccal stuff. o.O