Blatant Lies

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Why bother.

I don't want to know where Dalek gets his puzzles. >.<

I will be able to go to Durham this September...

I'm at Pax East right now.

Neronium:
I'm at Pax East right now.

I've gone to one of those events before. Everything comes to Saskatchewan!

Game conventions always come we're I live, they don't go to L.A...

I'm not infatuated with a girl right now.

I wasn't thinking about her all spring break, which was the most exciting break I've ever had.

scorptatious:
I'm not infatuated with a girl right now.

I wasn't thinking about her all spring break, which was the most exciting break I've ever had.

I never think about a special girl in my life. In fact I go out of my way to avoid her.

I think about the special person I'm with all the time.
*hugs cat*

Neronium:
I think about the special person I'm with all the time.
*hugs cat*

*breaks cat*

I will kill you in your sleep.
Remain constantly vigilant! XD

Neronium:
I will kill you in your sleep.
Remain constantly vigilant! XD

I will never sleep again.

I hate sleep.
That's why I burned my mattress.

I burn everything.

Icing things is better.
Frostbite cures all wounds.

I have never given someone the cold shoulder.

Moo!

I am not tired. Clearly this means I must stay up very late on the internet again.

The Escapist will be stealing my attention tonight.
Sorry Sleep, I'm breaking up with you.

I'm not doing this to get my posts up..........

Post counts matter...

What's a post count?

Troublesome Lagomorph:
What's a post count?

I think it is a numerical representation of penis? That's what I hear anyway. I care so much about getting it bigger.

Redlin5:

Troublesome Lagomorph:
What's a post count?

I think it is a numerical representation of penis? That's what I hear anyway. I care so much about getting it bigger.

Not ew.

Wrestling has some very talented actors in it

Wrestling is cool. I don't get icky vibes from men in leotards roughing each other up and generally sticking their balls in the others face as they "beat them shitless."

Troublesome Lagomorph needs to post more about wrestling

I really wanted to go and play the spare part in a group date scenario.

I'm not thrilled that I'm ill and consequently can't go, honest~ ;3

I'm never a third wheel on dates.

Troublesome Lagomorph:
Not ew.

It's not how a long since banned prominent poster used to view the things.

Oh I get you! LOL.

I've got no homework today.
I'll go feed the hamsters on the site with my free time.

Neronium:
I've got no homework today.
I'll go feed the hamsters on the site with my free time.

I go out of my way to slaughter them and get the people to blame Kross.

The new Bayblade series isn't something to make fun of.
I don't laugh whenever it's on.

Zero Punctuation isn't funny.

I love terrible puns.

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