You vs Your Avatar.

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I have been squashed like BUG!

A level 50 Courier intelligent enough to outsmart Einstein, strong to hold a minigun with one finger, agile like a Nobody (obscure reference, cookie for people who get it and with an arsenal big enough to make a weapon´s shop feel ashamed?

Please take me down gently.

The Jack of Blades.

Without the Sword of Aeons he would annihilate me. With the Sword of Aeons, the whole planet is fucked. If I somehow pull some amazing magical feat and kill him, he will return in the form of a dragon. There's no real scenario where I win.

Well.......at least i'll go down in the history of overkill

If it's a looking disappointed contest, I've lost by default. In all seriousness though, I reckon I have a chance against some annoyed Eastern European guy.

Me vs. two midgets with hairy toes. I think I would win, unless Frodo had the ring. Then I'd be screwed.

Me vs Myself...we would both lose, since the same matter cannot occupy the same space or some scientific bullshit like that; in short, end of the world...does that mean I win?

I'd splat my annoying avatar and The Escapist would rejoice at no longer being tricked into slapping their monitors.

Hmmm... Fluttershy would either run away if I tried to attack or or she would simply stare me down.... since she's the stare master.

I think I'm doomed, how could I possibly fight the magnificent Alot!?

he's attack me with cuddles!! D:

...this isn't a Photoshopped picture he's actually wearing that bowler ;D his names ''tucker''

is it illeagle to fight cats?

I don't know what it is, but it looks like it could bite my head off, so...

AVATAR WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY

sorry user name taken.:
...this isn't a Photoshopped picture he's actually wearing that bowler ;D

Now that is just badass. I say you're screwed. xD

I suppose I would set up a memo and invite Karkats past and future selves, and they'd argue infinitely.
Unfortunately, that's impossible. And he has a sickle.
Yeah, I will die.

Azaradel:
Me vs Sollux?

I see a lot of possible ways that could end.

Well is not one of them.

I can only see...

Two

image

What chance do I have against a Master Assassin? Somewhere between 0 and -50

look at his face.. he's daring you to come at him.. He'll shark punch you into next week!

lol I would definatly lose. No chance at all

Me versus a marine eh?

Depends...if I micro juuuust right-No im screwed.

A pony? :'I *slowly brings up shotgun while crying* I'm sorry!

Considering that guy seems to ooze badassness from every pore of his body, methinks I don't have a hope.

Well, I guess mine is just a disembodied mask. But it's also the symbol of Duelmasters' darkness civilization, so any attempt to fight it might bring a legion of demon soldiers down on my head.

Nothing Tra La La:
Me and Loki?
Skip the fight and go straight to the make-up sex.
Yes/yes?

Damnit you're lucky D:

It's Dinobot from Beast Wars, so yes I'll lose.

A-Ko would beat me like it's nothing. I mean: She can pull up a tank above her head!

But yeah, there wouldn't be a reason to fight. We would quite understand each other because we have quite a lot in common...

- Red haired girl.
- Doesn't like coming out of bed.
- Always late for school.
- Stronger then she looks.
- Quite goofy.

All those points above can be used to either describe me or A-ko. That's why she is my avatar.

so it's me vs Kane and the entire brotherhood of nod my life is over

A rock-off against an undead cello player... Or he'd just eat my guts.

plugav:
I don't know what it is, but it looks like it could bite my head off, so...

AVATAR WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY

sorry user name taken.:
...this isn't a Photoshopped picture he's actually wearing that bowler ;D

Now that is just badass. I say you're screwed. xD

i posted a thread up of the picture and people made funny lolcat related pictures of him

i think we all agreed the clockwork orange picture won

SamuelT:

Azaradel:
Me vs Sollux?

I see a lot of possible ways that could end.

Well is not one of them.

I can only see...

Two

image

I walked into that joke so hard it hurts.

Me vs. Lemonade,I don't think that a grenade can win,espacilly one that is made of lemons.

Intellect: "there's no silicon heaven" : Brain explodes. (RED DWARF REFERENCE.)
Skill: Maybe. If it's chess...
Fight: RUN AWA~ *Death scream*

Me vs Ergo Proxy?

Yeah, I'm so dead.

Given that this is the mighty Vrex, he would easily destroy me.
Then again I am the mighty Vrex, so perhaps it wouldn't.

Well... it is a rifle... but with noone to fire it, and if i had a multitool...

hehe...hahahahaaa...mwhahahahahaha. I WILL DESTROY YOU SPONGEBOB!

I think I could take out my avatar, it would be a battle of... *searches for safest word, gives us and just goes with* wits!

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