The person above me secretly wishes for....

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overpuce:
Wishes he didn't let on that there was a secret moon base (Thanks for spilling the beans man! Now everybody is going to ask about it and want to visit it)

There's a giant neon sign next to the freaking entrance. Anyone with a decent telescope could see that damn thing.

OT: Wishes to have the finest collection of panda figures.

Wishes that he had a meatball sub.

Fijiman:
There's a giant neon sign next to the freaking entrance. Anyone with a decent telescope could see that damn thing.

Yeah? And who in the hell ordered that? Whoever it is is about to take a moon walk, without a pressure suit.

On Topic:
Wishes he could shoot mind bullets.

overpuce:
Yeah? And who in the hell ordered that? Whoever it is is about to take a moon walk, without a pressure suit.

Well it wasn't me, I wasn't even trusted with the keys to the snack room.

OT: For a super fuel-efficient and compact jetpack.

Wishes to steal said jetpack...

Wishes to barrow Iraq for a few days.

Wishes to drive to Hawaii.

Wants to take the Motorway to Roswell...<.<

Wishes to eat a polar bear.

Wishes that people were tastier.

Wishes that wishes were fishes :P

Likes fishies more than people.

Wishes to have her enemies sleep with said fishies.

Wishes he had friends among fish.
Cake for reference. Yes, cake.

Wishes that fish cakes tasted more cake-like and less fish-like.

To find a princess.

To be the cause of a cut(e)astrophe.

O: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

OT: To be the king of all the things.

To be the Empress that never fails to impress.

To be the Emperor of the living cubes.

To lead the rectangle rebellion.

Secretly wishes to be he sharpest tool in the shed...<.<

Secretly wishes to explain exactly what the harpest tool is. It sounds musical or annoying, I can't be sure.

Actual Secret Wish:
Wishes to be fired from a cannon, sail through the air and have his landing cushioned by a pile of dead seal pups.

Secretly wishes his roommates girlfriend isn't sleeping over so he can actually sleep in his own bed... or aybe I'm projecting a bit...<.<

Secretly wishes to share a bed with his roommate's girlfriend... I think I'm definitely projecting here.

Wishes he could stop projecting.

Is suffering Stockholm Syndrome and wants to return to Apeture Science

Wishes to take a break from dancing for a while, or at least to do a different dance every now and then.

Wishes his avatar was over 9000 different colors.

To be able to astral project.

Wishes to walk on the ceiling.

Wishes that he could walk on any flat surface, like Isaac Clarke.

Wishes to find the ultimate cure for boredom.

Wishes not to be bored.

Wishes to be known by everyone on Earth.

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