The person above me secretly wishes for....

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To be more demanding.

To impose on glue.

To see(or hear) the future of music.

For him to have such awesome alchemy powers.

To discover the city of Atlantis.

To be the king of mermaids.

A partridge in a pear tree.

To use his old avatar.

To have an edible avatar.

I'm not a cannibal!
OT: To be a cannibal!

I meant the picture would be edible.

OT: To hang out with their favorite Escapist for a day.

To stab his least favourite escapist 36 times.

To ninja everyone at least once a month.

To go to the escapist expo and pester Yahtzee with inane bullshit XD

To row to the Espo on a truck. O.O

To have money to go to the Expo. Preferably from me.

Wants me to be in debt to him. >.>

To get money for forum posts.

That would be beautiful.

To get money for pooping.

That would be horrible.....but achievable.

That Fanboys can be legally thrown into compost piles.

To profit from that compost. >.>'

T0ad 0f Truth:
To go to the escapist expo and pester Yahtzee with inane bullshit XD

Just going to the Expo would be awesome. Pestering Yahtzee would just be a really big bonus.

OT: To have a butler named Redlin.

To provide me with a mansion to house my butler in.

To have a house next to mine to be my butler in.

To have me as his butler.

To be my shoe polisher.

To have rocket shoes that silentman can polish.

To have something dedicated to him.

To write slashfic every day.

To have their slashfic published.

To live slashfic everyday

That he hadn't pressed the big black and yellow button.

Bees.

Flaming bees.

And a Nicolas Cage.

To know ever line spoken by every villain in every game, show, and movie ever made.

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