Vote for Me!

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Vote for me and receive a free poke! *poke*

Vote for me and get a free eye patch! (Ow.)

Vote for me and get a free pair of goggles! You know you want them.

Vote for me and I won't skin you alive!

Vote for me and I'll make sure your skin is put to good use.

Vote for me and get a coupon for one free drink.

Vote for me and get a free burger.

Vote for me and you will never be bored again.

Vote for me and it's free Metal Gears for all!

Vote for me, I promise lasers!

Vote for me! I'll make 'em ricochet!

Vote for me, I'll add shrapnel!

Vote for me and you get one free space hammer.

Vote for me and together we'll throw the best party ever (the Communist Party!!!!) into the river

Vote for me and I'll host a worldwide rave!

Vote for me, and I'll invite Clarity Clarence to enlighten us all!

Vote for me and I'll do something about the sun!

Vote for me and assholes will never be made admins of anything ever again, unless I'm made admin of something in which case there are no guarantees.

Vote for me, I'll ban assholes and appoint Topaz as Dictator!

That's asking for trouble, right? Right?

Vote for me and I'll do something about Jerry!

Vote for me or be exterminated.

Vote for me, I'll exterminate Kailus!

Vote for me and I shall stop the tyrant silentman!

Vote for me and WRBRBRBRRBRBRBRBRBRRBRBRR.

Vote for me and I'll recreate the world.

Vote for me and I'll abolish the Democratic system!

Vote for me and I'll ban the horrible chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Vote for me and you will not be killed by my robot army!

Vote for me and I'll stop Tizzy's army with my clone army!

Vote for me and no one will have to die!

Vote for me! I bring kittens and shotguns!

Vote for me and I might share my muffins...

Vote for me and I'll make Tizzy share the muffins!

Vote for me and I'll eat them all to help you lose weight!

Vote for me and I'll make you lose weight! Forcefully.

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