^ I am waiting for...............I don't actually remember. I've been waiting so long that I've forgotten
< ARF ARF ARF(something rude in Zigzagoonese)
V arf arf arf?
^ No. *rejected!*
< Thinking of how to make Halloween cupcakes...
v Has faith in the music.
^ Maybe, but who's to really say.
V Has an overly complex costume.
^ You need special imagination glasses to see it.
< Finished main game of Pokemon X. Was good. Fun team. Plenty bugs.
V Hates comic sans.
^ Sure. Why not Italics?
< Plenty of Omelette to go around
V Do you like this new weapon?
^ Omelettes are weapons?
< Has never truly considered the merit of edible weaponry.
v Has fawned over replica weapons before.
^ True. Oh, that golden Lancer
< Beards take too long to grow
V Do you like Redheads?
^only if they work at the escapist <3 Lisa Foiles
<loves red head gamer chicks
V wants to talk more about the merchant from Res 4
^ I have never played a Resident Evil game.
< Not very into horror games.
V Get any mail today?
< I love the Resident Evil series. Even with it's campiness
V Mark IV Style, Mothaf*cka!
^ I don't know history!
< *ignorant comment about the uselessness of the past*
V Learned something today.
^ Not today.
< Maybe even not tomorrow.
V If yesterday's tomorrow is tomorrow's yesterday, what is the today tomorrow of three weeks and a day from four years two months minus a week ago from 34 years seven months and three days from then?
^ Wheatley: 6, November, 2017. Although, might've heard that one before so slightly cheating.
< I just made that up
V Gotta go fast!
^ Mercury, is that you?
< Now wants to play Smite.
v Is a fan of the MOBA genre.
^ the What now?
< i like cookie clicker! ^_^
V loves to click cookies!
^ I haven't touched that game.
< Dropped a plate on his toe! Ouch. 'Tis bruised.
V LOOK AT IT!
^ Surely beautiful on the inside, just don't ask him for hugs.
< BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (Arf?)
v Has a secret base under the Acropolis at Athens.
^ No. Wanted to, but the price wasn't right.
< Wants lunch.
V Is in reality a gnome.
^ No. But, I know someone who is.
< Give me that stupid wand!!!
V Did you order Cthulu and Chips with peas and Mayonnaise?
^ ...let's say yes.
V Has seen the end.
^ It involves tears in rain, but afterwards the butterflies shall flutter forth and inherit the world.
< Has never been to Germany.
v Posting from within 500 metres of a tree. I am detecting...(sniff)...Oak.
^ Why is this dog barking at me so much?
< There is literally no reason to be alarmed.
V Goes "WOO WOOOOO".
V Should have seen that coming.
^ What? *gets struck by tree branch*
< Science everywhere!!!
V To the Destroyer!
^ After you!
< Discovered she has a pretty strong caffeine addiction.
v Has plans to celebrate Halloween tonight?
< To lazy to do so.
V Will be hiding under the bed tonight.
< Doesn't like being trick-or-treated.
v Has carved a pumpkin today.
< Has been playing a game called "Magrunner: Dark Pulse", a rather good "Portal with magnets" puzzle game. Buy it.
V You are spy!
< Is feeling depressed as I won't be able to go out for Halloween *le sigh*
V Cheer me up
^ At least you didn't spend the day working...
< ...over twice as long as you should have been...and it's back to the grind tomorrow, too.
V Works 7 days a week.
^ Dont have a job man
< I was in a surgery a yesterday, had to remove a few of my molars. Kinda not happy on the account that I am only going to be having drinks in the nest week or two. So no really good food :(
v Twenty percent what?
^ Twenty percent MORE SPROUTING!!
< Doesn't do much sprouting, actually...
V Is also a lie.
^ Your mother!
< Spent the last two hours visiting his mom and dad.
V Named their toilet.
^ David Cameron, why, because he's full of shit
< Watched Ghost in the Shell instead of going out, I regret nothing (well maybe a little)
V Had a good Halloween
^ It was meh at absolute best.
< Has changed his avatar.
V Is a bagel cop in disguise.