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^ OOooOOO000oOOOOoooOOOOOhhh!
< actually my hairdryer kept turning itself off. HAUNTED.
v Hates getting mail.

^ Well most of my mail is spam so yes

< No one really ever wants to send him mail

v Is really popular

^ Oh yes, extremely!

< Not really.

V Is expecting something in the mail.

^ Nopeity nope nope.

< Waiting for stuff to happen.

V Can walk with their tongue.

^ One of my many talents

< Doing university essays are hell

V Drinks a glass of virgin blood everyday

^ Ew, no. That's stupid.

< Drinks their souls instead.

V Why aren't you dead yet?

^ I got lucky.

< Commented on Pewdiepie's videos criticising him...automatically wrong...

V Predictable.

^ You sure saw THAT coming.

< I mean, things like that are not exactly the kinda things you naturally come to a conclusion to.

V You know what we need? Steak. Lots of it.

^ Well, don't look at me.

< Pressed the spinny button because bacon.

V Cryptic.

^ But I don't want to be.

< Blarg.

V Your casserole is on fire.

^ My casserole is on fire?

< OH GOD MY CASSEROLE IS ON FIRE!

V HEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!1!!!

^ *shows up with guns in both hands* I'M HERE TO HELP BRAH!!!11!1

< Kinda getting bored right now, maybe I should do the fuckton of homework that I have....yeah I should do that...

v DAH CHEESE, ITS MELTING!!!

^ OH GOD IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

< Secretly conspires to see the cheese completely melted.

v Is a thorn in my plans.

^ More like a mildly giant spike.

< I can't decide...

V ...whether you should live or die.

^ Well, you don't expect me to talk, Mr Goldfinger

< *Goes for the secret gadget in his pocket*

V You can offer me the world, but it is not enough

^ I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY AND RANT ON TO YOU ABOUT GETTING OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE!!!

< I got off mine, it's stabled, though, I might get onto it again.

V Gerroff.

^ Who?

< Was making a Scissor Sisters reference in his last post.

V You have a pie on the back of your head.

^ Oh, I didn't notice...

< ...because YouTube is trying to make my use my real name, again. Piss off, YouTube.

V Hates that.

^ Yep.

< Part of the reason I almost never sign out of YouTube. That way they can't annoy me nearly as much.

V Thinks that's fairly smart.

^ Yes, I do it as well

< Has gotten back into Skyrim, damn my roommate

V Stormcloak or Imperial?

^ Imperial fooooooorever!

< Is hating the end of this year.

V Is being piled by work.

^ What work?

< THIS IS EXTREEEEEME!

V I Fus Ro Dah in your general direction

^ OHGODWHY!

< *Hits wall*

V What are you doing there?

^ I post here

< *Moshes internally*

V Press X to not die

^ *mashes X*

< Time is changing.

V One of the strong ones.

^ The strongest! I once broke a board in tae kwon do!

...Never mind that it's the easiest thing in the world to do. Shh!

< Needs to get back into martial arts

V Also should get into martial arts

^I'm more of a poison guy

< was a serial killer

V died at my hands!

^ Not today!

< *Jumps into giant robot and stops on TBOT*

V Has half a sausage in their sock.

^ well I am accustomed to half sausages...
< now I'm in bed I'm not tired :/
v wants to destroy all toasters.

^ But then there wouldn't be a point to this song.

<

V Isn't allowed to handle difficult situations.

^ Ended up in a coma during the last one

< seeking the Holy Grail

V wants to join me

^ I've already got one, you see

< It's very nice

V I shart in your general direction

^ You......what? You shart......what does that even......shart?....

< Bleep Boop! Robots can go fuck off! Beep Boop!

v Something to do with sentimentality

^ Yes... something.

< It is precious...

v DON'T TOUCH ME! IT'S MINE!

^ Security!

< *puts on crash helmet*

V What is this?

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