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^ Top 5 Anime deaths

< Surprised

V Remembers the time before memes.

^ It was a time of Saturday morning cartoons...
< ...early computer-animation...
v ...and children literally killing each other over collectible toy animals..

^ You mean back when Pokemon came out?

< At the time, had no idea that Pokemon was from Japan.

v Won't even respond to this line, instead just going off on their own tangent.

^ Pokemon cards and beanie babies if I remember correctly.
< I definitely saw on the news a literal truckload of beanie babies spill on the highway and some idiot woman was trying to steal some.
v Will describe the craziest thing they ever saw on local news TV.

^ Where were the badgers when the bricks invaded?

< Blarg.

V Why no sharks?

^ If I had enough water to spare for a shark tank, believe me, I would have sharks.
< Besides, the way it's set up now, I don't want to spill sharks onto my loyal donkeys.
v But if you know of any sand-sharks, please tell me.

^ flying sharks. that's it, we're ****ED!

< just sensored a swear word even though has no problem with swearing, damn it!

V We go where no one goes

^ Yes the Escapist forum games.

< No comes here anymore

V Except YOU!

^ I so ronery.
< Except for the property room.
v So don't expect me to quote the Kim-jong musical number.

^ Why would I do that?

< Meh.

V Why can't we exploded the billiards?

^ Answering both questions, because Team America was really funny.
< Hated the sex scene; too much excrement and not enough plastic nudity.
v Wants to not know what I'm talking about.

^ I don't remember the excrement part...

< Grandad's memory's pretty bad these days.

v Zooboo!

^ Have you ever seen a stuffed lemur forcibly strip a gay couple?
< Liked them more when their 3rd wheel was a teenage girl.
v And now they fly around in a robot turtle.

^ I've found ignorance is actually very costly.

< drove snow cats today.


Only one who has exceeded the Falcon can become Captain Falcon. From today, you are Captain Falcon!

^ The only thing I remember about F-Zero is that an episode of the anime is the only time 4Kids showed male nudity.
< Changed the previous v to make it more relevant to the rest of the post.
v Will guess who I was talking about with lemurs and turtles.

^ I don't really feel like feigning the interest.

< Flamin' hot cheetos are disappointingly mild. Nice though.

v Has a hitchhiker's thumb.

^ and my trusty hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy!

< so much snow!

V Return the blade. . . complete the circle. . . RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON!


^ Gerroff.

< Bought a suit yesterday and paid (payed?) for express delivery so it would arrive before the 3rd of March. It arrived today. One of those moments where you wonder if you could have gotten away with going for standard delivery and saving ?8.

v Has a favourite flavour of ice cream.

^ fudge brownie!

< on the go.


^ Only if it's a flavor I like.
< Loves vanilla, chocolate, and cookies&cream.
v More open-minded.

^ yes

< likes just about any flavor


at 1:36 it was pointed out by cinemasins that that is actually a male goose laying an egg. in the comments someone suggested maybe the goose was a hermaphrodite to which someone replied:


< You don't need a long neck to be a goose.

V Is a twitching enthusiast.

^ Thunt is the only person I watch on Twitch, and even then very rarely.
< Just watched either "The Sand" or "Killer Beach".
v Either way, the worst opening I could possibly bare was forgiven with the cool monster design.
> An egg-sack cracks open and unleashes a swarm of fungal hairs that reach out of the sand to grab and eat people.

^ Haven't watched those shows or movies.

< I have no idea what they are.

V Needs more eyeballs.

^ Indeed, I want to see at least into the 7th Dimension.
< It was the third "teen-tards partying" movie I've seen on Youtube this year that somehow entertained me.
v The best of them was Desecrated, which brazenly defies Wes Craven's law of Never Explain the Killer's Motive.
> I love it when a deadly force can be completely understood but is still unyielding; the villain's performance as a hard-ass authority was also fantastic.

^ Pfffff. Eyes are for casuals.

< Beat up some eggs and poured them into a pan to see if omelettising my eggs would make them more enjoyable...I now know why people add fillings to such things.

v Leave those poor shoes alone.

^ But I need them for my long walks!
< The third goodish "teen-tards" movie was Piranha 3D, directed by the Final Destination guy.
v Where have all the dinosaur movies gone, where are all the man-eaters?

^What ever happened to the heroes!


V Golden Brown?

^ Toilet seat.

< Got an Up-Grade...and considering that I have a Porygon...too...

v Scraping the bottom of the pun barrel.

^ are you saying somewhere there is a barrel full of puns?

< the firebird


terminated. outcome acceptable.

^ I would declare war on Skynet, but they have air-superiority.
< Excited for Life, the first space-monster movie in too long.
v For that matter, Kong: Skull Island will no doubt win me over to Universal's KCU [Kaiju Cinematic Universe] like it ant no thing.

^ Meh.

< Wont see that until it gets to the cheap theater.

V What you doing?

^ Oh, you know... flying around. And not thwarting your plans or anything.

< Has no plans to thwart.

v Make a reference to something, anything at all. Broaden my horizons.

^The Gizzverse is real!!!

< Google King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and enjoy


^ I had dreams of the queen wonders that lived inside the hearts of love and silent treatments of all the elderly that I knew were once whole.
< I seek the revelations of all that the holy told to the unwise in the dreams of cold embers in sunlight that fade across lakes of black blood and snakes that eat the loaves of children from lamb trees in autumn.
v Endless suffering is the woe of ignorant men who never lack to seek the depth of their own hearts and only see the wealth of a poor world suffering to flay its own back in knife wounds of silver and brutal gladness.
> The nightmare is a dream to the nameless slug that wanders across minefield and the remains of deer and kings.

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