You...you burned down my home you madman!
Because I'm jealous of your location.
because you have a cool badge!
Because he has badges I don't have!
Because I hate red couch badges.
I hate a hairy man badge looking at me! *fights*
ack it's a dirty furry!!! LET'S DROWN HIM IN STRAIGHT HUMIE PRON!!!!
because I made out with a furry once
'cause i be needing some bluberry juice
Because he's using the spinning button badge to fool unsuspecting people.
His avatar just offends the hell out of me!
Because he's offended by my avatar and I don't have the slightest clue why.
How dare he try to fight to death with my friend dalek!
I'll temporarily renounces pacifism for this brawl.
Have at thee!
For taking the last juice box out of my fridge!
I know it was you you son of a bitch!
Because I love the word fisticuffs. I challenge you to fisticuffs!
because a 12 year old COD player slept with his mum
Because he's the master of the Unova Region.
Because he is NOT master of the Unova Region!
I totally am! My Emboar has not lost a single battle! The final 4 and the champion did not know what hit them!
BECAUSE HE HIT THE ELITE 4 AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW HE DID IT! *Slaps*
Because... new avatar. *PUNCH DRUNK KICK!*
Because.... no new avatar.
It [pun]rubs me the wrong way.[/pun]
he's not a real pokeyman anyway...
For an awesomely lame pun! *smack*
For peek a boo surprises? *Surprised kick*
For hating peek a boo surprises! PEEK-A-BOO THIS MOTHERF**KER! *Smacks*
For living la vida loca. *Bum rush assault*
For bum rushing me! *bitch slaps*
For bitch slapping someone >=O *roundhouse kick to da face*
For round house kicking Tizzy in the face.
(round house kicks to the head really hurt...)
*Kicks to the kneecap.*
Captcha: Tower of Strength (you bet)
For avenging Tizzy. He deserves to DIE
For thinking I deserve to die! And I haven't the slightest clue why! *punchs savagely*
For not having the slightest clue why when it should be obvious.
Just kidding, no hard feelings.
Because you're a weak attempt at something badass that ultimately comes across as effeminate and mid-00s-flash-video quality.