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By giving it a woodchuck-a-pult (TM) Gordon, how to I successfully stalk internet stalkers? | |
You say that your going to stalk them. If they refuse it means they want you. ^_^~ | |
Nordrock, where should I take my date for dinner? | |
Behind your local KFC. On Thursdays they dispose of that week's unused and unsold chicken. donGor, how's a boy like me supposed to get a girl like that? | |
Repeatedly call her asking her to date you, persistence is the key!!! Gordon, how do I get people to shut up when I'm trying to have a lie in?? | |
Shit on the floor, that should get em out of the house. Nordrock, where should I take my date for a one-night stand? | |
Behind your local KFC. On Thursdays they dispose of that week's unused and unsold chicken. NodGor! How should I go about ruining the days of other people? | |
Give them free money, that always annoys them :P Gordon, who should I go to for better advice?? | |
Heres the man's card, I think he is really great! :D *Gives my card* Gordon, how do I get Half Life Ep 3? | |
By buying the Boxset of Life, taking the disk Episode 3 is on and cut it in half. Gordon, how can I shot web? | |
butt scratch it first Gordon, how will i meet lady gaga? | |
By becoming a talented musician and hanging out with other talented..... sorry, that's so ridiculous I can't even say it :P Gordon, how do I stop the trolls permanently?? | |
ICBM Strike Gordan, Where can I find the Avian Ninja Warriors? (Google "Ninja: The Mission Force") | |
son let me consolt my evil right hand minions cause i have no idea what r u talking about... OT: gordan, what superhero movie should i watch? | |
The third Tobey Maguire Spiderman :P Gordon, what should I wash my hair with today?? | |
acid, it will kill all the bacteria Gordon, what should I say to bruce baner(a.k.a. the hulk)? | |
Want to play CoD with a bunch of twelve year old children, without muting them?? :P Gordon, what should I do the next time I get nervous before doing public speaking?? | |
Imagine that you're naked and the audience contains the One Million Moms, all holding camcorders. Gordon, should I eat this mushroom? | |
Yes as it will make you grow tall and strong, so you can save your princess. Gordon, There is a time bomb in my room, what should I do? | |
Pause the Game. Gordon, How do I contain teh meltdown? | |
Put a portal in Dallas (which is nice place and my friend lives there) and another over the Atlantic Ocean. Gordon, can I stalk you? | |
Yes, for nothing bad can surely come from this. Gordon, how should I study for my finals? | |
Fill up a bath with boiling water, fill it with all your notes/study books etc. and get in. The knowledge will be absorbed through diffusion. Add a lobster for good measure. Gordon, what's the worst way to get women to like you? | |
by staying fit, being funny and acting interested. | |
Well you need to dress in a fashion to show authority and people are scared of authority figures so dress as a clown. Gordon, I am lost in the wilderness what should I do? | |
Better drink you're own piss. Gordon, How do I Extend my Penis? | |
with the help of your mother and sisters. Gordon how much money should I spend on TF2 hats? | |
Absolutely none. You should instead go to Valve headquarters and threaten them with a gun until they give you all the in-game hats. Who is the greatest publishing company ever? | |
Definitely EA, no questions asked. Gordon, how should I express my bottled up emotions?? | |
4Chan. Gordon, What is a man? | |
I suggest you find out by playing the popular game 'I'll show you mine if you show me your's'. Gordon, how do I get people to love my cooking? | |
Put some highly addictive substances in it. Gordon, how do I become more popular? | |
Act like a misanthrope and say you have loads of problems when you don't, it's cool and everybody will love you. Gordon, how do I become better at playing the guitar? | |
Take drugs, it's how all the best guys play :P Gordon, how should I dispose of the evidence?? | |
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the vaccum of space, no one ever goes there
Gordon, how to I make a wood chuck chuck wood?