Gordon god of bad decisions

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the vaccum of space, no one ever goes there

Gordon, how to I make a wood chuck chuck wood?

By giving it a woodchuck-a-pult (TM)

Gordon, how to I successfully stalk internet stalkers?

You say that your going to stalk them. If they refuse it means they want you. ^_^~

Try a backstreet alley near a Chinese Black Market. They won't look there!

Nordrock, where should I take my date for dinner?

Behind your local KFC. On Thursdays they dispose of that week's unused and unsold chicken.

donGor, how's a boy like me supposed to get a girl like that?

Repeatedly call her asking her to date you, persistence is the key!!!

Gordon, how do I get people to shut up when I'm trying to have a lie in??

Shit on the floor, that should get em out of the house.

Nordrock, where should I take my date for a one-night stand?

Behind your local KFC. On Thursdays they dispose of that week's unused and unsold chicken.

NodGor! How should I go about ruining the days of other people?

Give them free money, that always annoys them :P

Gordon, who should I go to for better advice??

Heres the man's card, I think he is really great! :D

*Gives my card*

Gordon, how do I get Half Life Ep 3?

By buying the Boxset of Life, taking the disk Episode 3 is on and cut it in half.

Gordon, how can I shot web?

butt scratch it first

Gordon, how will i meet lady gaga?

By becoming a talented musician and hanging out with other talented..... sorry, that's so ridiculous I can't even say it :P

Gordon, how do I stop the trolls permanently??

ICBM Strike

Gordan, Where can I find the Avian Ninja Warriors? (Google "Ninja: The Mission Force")

son let me consolt my evil right hand minions cause i have no idea what r u talking about...

OT: gordan, what superhero movie should i watch?

The third Tobey Maguire Spiderman :P

Gordon, what should I wash my hair with today??

acid, it will kill all the bacteria

Gordon, what should I say to bruce baner(a.k.a. the hulk)?

Want to play CoD with a bunch of twelve year old children, without muting them?? :P

Gordon, what should I do the next time I get nervous before doing public speaking??

Imagine that you're naked and the audience contains the One Million Moms, all holding camcorders.

Gordon, should I eat this mushroom?

Yes as it will make you grow tall and strong, so you can save your princess.

Gordon, There is a time bomb in my room, what should I do?

Pause the Game.

Gordon, How do I contain teh meltdown?

Put a portal in Dallas (which is nice place and my friend lives there) and another over the Atlantic Ocean.

Gordon, can I stalk you?

Yes, for nothing bad can surely come from this.

Gordon, how should I study for my finals?

nuba km:
Yes, for nothing bad can surely come from this.

Gordon, how should I study for my finals?

Fill up a bath with boiling water, fill it with all your notes/study books etc. and get in. The knowledge will be absorbed through diffusion. Add a lobster for good measure.

Gordon, what's the worst way to get women to like you?

Chairman Miaow:

nuba km:
Yes, for nothing bad can surely come from this.

Gordon, how should I study for my finals?

Fill up a bath with boiling water, fill it with all your notes/study books etc. and get in. The knowledge will be absorbed through diffusion. Add a lobster for good measure.

Gordon, what's the worst way to get women to like you?

by staying fit, being funny and acting interested.
Gordon how should I dress for work?

Well you need to dress in a fashion to show authority and people are scared of authority figures so dress as a clown.

Gordon, I am lost in the wilderness what should I do?

Better drink you're own piss.

Gordon, How do I Extend my Penis?
...
...What? I'm saying what you are all thinking!

with the help of your mother and sisters.

Gordon how much money should I spend on TF2 hats?

Absolutely none. You should instead go to Valve headquarters and threaten them with a gun until they give you all the in-game hats.

Who is the greatest publishing company ever?

Definitely EA, no questions asked.

Gordon, how should I express my bottled up emotions??

4Chan.

Gordon, What is a man?

I suggest you find out by playing the popular game 'I'll show you mine if you show me your's'.

Gordon, how do I get people to love my cooking?

Put some highly addictive substances in it.

Gordon, how do I become more popular?

Act like a misanthrope and say you have loads of problems when you don't, it's cool and everybody will love you.

Gordon, how do I become better at playing the guitar?

Take drugs, it's how all the best guys play :P

Gordon, how should I dispose of the evidence??

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