A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

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@Tizzy: Osiris? Ceres? All of them?

KILL ALL THE THINGS!

*sleeping*

I'm on the roof...

DROPPING CARE PACKAGE IN 5

*punches* No care packages for you!

-peeks out of the care package- Oh...

4

3

2

1

COMMENCE DROPPING!

*Kerchunk*

Package away...

...

We have a confirmed strike. I repeat, a confirmed strike. over...

...In holding pattern over the drop site and on standby for further orders

*something bounces off head while engaged in a fist fight with a guard*

His head, not mine.

They must have been SUPER naughty this year...

Aww crap...

Really... crap.

Worst present ever!

So...what is the new dimension we are in?

Guys... What's going on?

Stop licking things...

*punches all the blood out of the guards*

Dunno what world this is, but let's see if we can find some presents.

Time for some *takes crowbar out of bag* Christmas shopping *hits guards*

You've been a BAD BOY

*Punches retailers*

These thread comments don't even hold the illusion of being connected anymore do they XD

What happened to gravian? He wrote that long detailed comment that we all ignored and now he's gone. We should start on a quest to look for him so we can mug him

I got you a present Toad!

*gives Toad a magnifying glass*

You can be a detective and find what's his name.

DEMONS FROM HELL ARE ATTACKING NOW

Groovy

What... where.

And in retail!?

*Appears*

It's okay!
I am back.

Who are you again?

Hooray! Namtucket's back! Now we can mug her celebrate with her. Pours glasses of Jack Daniels for everybody

<.<

>.>

*poisons Nantucket's and Taco's*

*Sips drink*

Mm. That has a kick to it... does it happen to be the new stuff with added honey?

*Holds necks & chokes*

NO! NOT THIS! IT CANNOT BE! NOOOO!

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*fights demons* Dammit, if only I kept my demon summoning program!

*watches Tizzy fight demons*

Stop attacking my minions...

They attacked first!

Their demons of course they attack first, you have to look less... cute?

*Stomping a minions head in*

... Umm... what, I'm sad. :(

T0ad 0f Truth:
These thread comments don't even hold the illusion of being connected anymore do they XD

What happened to gravian? He wrote that long detailed comment that we all ignored and now he's gone. We should start on a quest to look for him so we can mug him

Nah, just stockpiling the booze back at the resort in preparation for the bar raid that never was. Oh well, more for me I suppose *takes exceeding large slurp of mixed beverages in a cocktail glass with a little paper umbrella*.

Considering the chaos never occurred, though, I'd probably best follow on through the next gateway before the bar staff break through the barricades. And I was THAT close to getting on their good side before the blowout tonight...

Just for revenge, I'm keeping all the delicious beverages you could've enjoyed if you hadn't wrecked the place then left before I could join in the fun! And I'm not giving away any of it! HAH!

Wait, where the hell is this? Some kind of demon fortress in the middle of a... shopping mall!? Oh well, on the bright side there won't be any queues during the sales! As long as I have good credit I suppose they'll be friendly enough.

Hey guys, I can just punch all these demons into the sun!

I can break ALL the rules now! :D

Wait,cdidnt we destroy Hell already? Shouldn't this be Purgatory?

I don't know where we are, but all this fighting is making me thirsty! *looks for vending machine* Damn, all they have is Cidona...

Maybe the resort we were in was... HELL!

Oh my God... we should defeat the Lord of Shadows...
Or The Devil... either one. :P

We've already killed the Devil, I'm wearing his skull as a hat, and had only a few side effect.

*summons more minions*

Want to destroy Purgatory while we're at it?

It could be fun...

gravian:
-snip-

You fool! Now I can steal everything from you >:)

Hey that's a neat stockpile you have there. What vintage are... Oh my God look at that! *Kicks in shin and steals an armful of whiskey bottles*

@Taco: All I know is my gut says maybe

I wonder what would happen if I threw someone into the sun...

It could be an interesting experiment

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