Hey! I didn't say that!

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Twintix:
Hold its arms while I bat it - we must dispatch this vile thing before it summons other hellspawn!

Is this legal?

Barbas:

Twintix:
Hold its arms while I bat it - we must dispatch this vile thing before it summons other hellspawn!

You won't stop Satan's plans fleshling!!

Hurray for the powers of darkness!

Bizzaro Stormy:
Hurray for the Nazis!

Well, well, well, plagiarizing Charlie Brooker and being a national socialist. Of to the concentration camp with you.

Rabbitboy:
Poopbike!

Why, Rabbitboy? Why?

Barbas:

Rabbitboy:
Poopbike!

Bioengineering has revolutionized the industrial process!

In a smelly way though.

Bizzaro Stormy:

Barbas:
Bioengineering has revolutionized the industrial process!

But there's no heroin involved.

Contrary to popular belief, heroin does not solve every problem.

Barbas:
Heroin really does not solve every problem.

I can attest to this. Infact krokodil is even better.

Rabbitboy:
Krokodil Adds Life!

You've become one of them...

Barbas:

Rabbitboy:
Krokodil Adds Life!

One of us! One of us!

Speak for yourself...

Twintix:
Speak dirty to me!

Poopbikes!

Barbas:

Twintix:
Speak dirty to me!

I can't speak. But I can smear poop all over you.

Ewww

Rabbitboy:
Wikiwikiwikiwikiwikiwikiwikiwiki.

You've been seeing that Wikipedia again, haven't you?!

Barbas:
I've been on grosssickanimalfetishporn.com a lot recently.

O.o WTF?

Rabbitboy:
ANYBUDDY HERE WANNA STIMULATE SUM PUSSEEEEEHHH???

Maybe tomorrow.

Barbas:

Rabbitboy:
ANYBUDDY HERE WANNA STIMULATE SUM PUSSEEEEEHHH???

Here Kitty Kitty!.

We'll need you to pay for that cat before you take it home.

Bizzaro Stormy:

We'll need you to eat that cat before you take it home.

But that makes no sense...

Twintix:
I am to dumb to understand any of this.

I wouldn't expect any different from you anyway.

Rabbitboy:

Twintix:
I am to dumb to understand any of this.

Me too. Let us be dumb together for a while.

Only for a while? But I'm always dumb...

Twintix:
So long for a while...

But you just got here!

Bizzaro Stormy:
How do you wash the taste of semen out your mouth?

I personally find orange juice helps.

EeveeElectro:

Bizzaro Stormy:
How do you wash the taste of semen out your mouth?

Why in God's name would you want to?! It's Delicious!!

That's gross dude.

Bizzaro Stormy:
Mimblewimble.

Hufflepuff!

Barbas:

Bizzaro Stormy:
Mimblewimble.

Snickersnack!

And with your head I went galumphing back.

Bizzaro Stormy:
Since we're the only people here, fancy a game of dodgeball with cheesecakes?

I'd have it no other way.

Barbas:

Bizzaro Stormy:
Since we're the only people here, fancy a game of dodgeball with cheesecakes?

Nah, I prefer beefcake ;)

Rabbitboy:
I may only be a rabbit, but I have the biceps of a beefcake.

Stronk.

Barbas:

Rabbitboy:
I may only be a rabbit, but I have the biceps of a beefcake.

REMOVE KEBAB!

Strongarmed rabbits are more poutine than kebab, though.

tilmoph:
Merde. Poutin!

That's a little harsh.

Barbas:

tilmoph:
Merde. Poutin!

That makes me need a little hash.

Yeah, drugs do help dealing with the internet.

tilmoph:
This Uhu glue is so moreish!

Hey, you should totally not try that stuff on Jacob's crackers!

Barbas:

Hey, you should totally try that stuff on Jacob's crack!

Sounds kinky, but I don't like Jacob like that.

tilmoph:

Barbas:

Hey, you should totally try that stuff on Jacob's crack!

That's the hottest thing I've ever heard!!.

Easy tiger. Bring protection.

Bizzaro Stormy:

tilmoph:

That's the hottest thing I've ever heard!!.

Easy tiger. Leave room for me.

Three's a crowd, sorry.

tilmoph:
Slab here is so moist, the thirsty bugs would be nuts not to suck on him.

This is getting weird.

Redlin5:

tilmoph:
Slab here is so moist, the thirsty bugs would be nuts not to suck on him.

This is getting Sexy.:)

To each his own.

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