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Connor: Get the guy his some more cheese, he must be hungry.

You don't think he is actually HUNGRY anymore now that he is LIKELY about to KILL YOU. You shit your pants.

PS: Cool it down a bit.

Wow. I mean, wow. Did that guy actually just SHIT his PANTS? You feel a bit uncomfortable now...

You just give him a knock to the head with your TOMMY GUN.

Dirk: Show PS your STABS

You open up your DISPLAY CASE OF VARIOUS COLLECTOR'S KNIVES, showcasing the wonderful HANDLE CRAFTSMANSHIP, the FLAWLESS STEEL BLADES, and the TITILLATINGLY SHARP EDGES. Your display seems to go poorly with the weasels, as they quickly flee back into your domain.

You begin to feel you'll never make it as a STABS SALESMAN.

Connor: Put some fucking cheese on those fucking Nachos!

You can't do that because you are KOED, you then REMEMBER that YOU can do ANYTHING you want in YOUR DREAM anytime YOU WANT. You then spawn some NACHOS and some CHEESE and put it on that mother-fo!

PS: Examine STABS.

You take a cursory glance of Dirk's KNIVES. They're not really to your liking though. You're more of a KEY guy. You do, however, know someone who might be.

PS: Appeal to GM.

GM: Agree to summon someone.

GM: Lv. 66 SUMMON: SPADES SLICK.

This guy shows up:

Dirk: Show Spades Slick your STABS

You are SHOCKED AND AWED by the appearance of your favorite character, whom you quickly bow to in appreciation and just a little bit of WORSHIP. You anxiously SHOW HIM YOUR STABS, unsure of what will happen. He will most likely STAB YOU WITH YOUR OWN STABS, but you'd consider that an honor, if he chose your STABS to use.

SS: Say hi to Dirk.

You take a look at the kid's selection of STABS. Not bad, not bad at all. Not as nice as your personal STABS, but still decent.

Using your SEVEN OF SPADES, you give the kid a nice, nonlethal STAB in the GUT. It's how you say hi.

Pappytech:
PS: Examine STABS.

You take a cursory glance of Dirk's KNIVES. They're not really to your liking though. You're more of a KEY guy. You do, however, know someone who might be.

PS: Appeal to GM.

GM: Agree to summon someone.

GM: Lv. 66 SUMMON: SPADES SLICK.

This guy shows up:

Chas: React.

Eh. You never really got into the new MIDNIGHT CREW ADVENTURE. It all really strikes you as lacking charm, and filled with a bunch of WEIRD TIME SHIT instead of WEIRD PUZZLE SHIT. Nothing to write home about.

Still, that is a pretty cool hat.

GM: Decide it's time to wrap things up.

You're getting pretty tired. Sleep deprivation, though it makes life interesting, is not good for your mental health.

And things are still pretty wild. You've got Problem Sleuth and Spades Slick running around, getting up to all kinds of stabs based shenanigans. Connor is unconscious, Dirk is bleeding out, there are nachos everywhere; it's just a mess.

No other choice, gonna have to use that ability.

GM: Lv. 99 PLOT DEVICE: RETCON.

Problem Sleuth and Spades Slick return to their own adventures. Dirk and Connor are healed of their injuries. Time rewinds to when Dirk and Chas were merely arguing about chumhandles and whatnot. It is as though the events that transpired after this argument never happened.

Just in time too; THE CRITICAL MOMENT is almost here. Mere hours away in fact. Should be interesting.

The Game Master wishes you all a good night, and happy RPing!

Well, it's technically morning, and I'm done editing the opening post. It's hard to write a good opener.

Enjoy!

Chapter 0: Installation

Name: Kyle Drigaes (Lock'n'loadIllusionist)
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Appearance: Spiky black hair, Pale, Slender, ALWAYS WEARS A GREEN HOODIE (nobody touches the Green hoodie)
Personality: Extremely messy about everything EXCEPT THE GREEN HOODIE (that gets drycleaned every 6 hours or he tends to become paranoid), Obsesses over otaku culture and can usually be seen playing pokemon yellow on the gameboy color, because of this part of his typing quirk is making 1st generation pokemon puns whenever possible or using hyperbole relating to pokemon. This often annoys everybody he talks to considering that he does it outside of pesterchum as well. He is usually aloof but when faced with a challenge will over analyze it to large degrees and often do nothing with the somewhat useful conclusions he's made.
Interests: Pokemon, Anything that's anime except digimon (if he had the chance he would violently murder every last digimon there is), He's also taken an interest in star wars and has tried to make devices to give him jedi like powers, unfortunately every attempt has led in him making something more sithlike (he tried to make something that would let him push people with "the force" instead it just shot lightning out of his fingers). THE GREEN HOODIE this is his most important interest (well at least to him).
Skills: Making malfunctioning "jeditech", Hacking and finding glitches pretaining to gameboy games, swordfighting, DDR (he has an arcade port of the game next to his washing machine and it is literally the only thing he will do without his hoodie on)
Strife specibi: Pokeball kind, Lightsaberkind, "Jeditech"kind
Guardian: Older sister (she is referred to him as "the pokemon master" the one pokemon he hasn't caught is... rattatta
God tier: The mage (if possible) of breath (he wears his hoodie over the tunic)

I hope this is okay...

I'm afraid Welcome to Sburb already started. And went for 40-odd pages. And ended. And rebooted. And ended again. Last year.

Ah, that's all just minor setbacks. I approve of the new member.

Oh, hush, Benndak.

Ryukthebored:
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But yes, Metroid is right when he says that Sburb's been dead for quite a while now. About 9 months, give or take. Sorry, and thanks for the interest, but there's not a whole lot I can do for you.

>Stupid Mc.fag

>name not accepted

>Julia Smith

>name accepted
Name:Julia Smith

Age: 14

Gender:Female

Appearance:Julia has long legs that make her tall,long frizzy hair,pale skin with freckles,
she wears a white shirt with Gallifreyin on it with a light blue scarf,black skirt and light pink converse.

Personality:Julia tends to STUDER and MAKES VERY LITTLE CONVERSATIONS.Julia is also SHY.She was NEGLECTED AS A CHILD so she never talked.

Interests:She thinks DREAMING,HIDING,DRAWING,EXPLORING,and READING are interesting..

Skills:After her mother left she mastered seeking out and cat like reflexes

Strife:Scissorskind

Guardian:Her best friend Luke

Chumhandle:timeyWymywibblyWobbly [TW]

I don't kno how to do the thingy..-_-"

gallefreyKnows:
>Stupid Mc.fag

>name not accepted

>Julia Smith

>name accepted
Name:Julia Smith

Age: 14

Gender:Female

Appearance:Julia has long legs that make her tall,long frizzy hair,pale skin with freckles,
she wears a white shirt with Gallifreyin on it with a light blue scarf,black skirt and light pink converse.

Personality:Julia tends to STUDER and MAKES VERY LITTLE CONVERSATIONS.Julia is also SHY.She was NEGLECTED AS A CHILD so she never talked.

Interests:She thinks DREAMING,HIDING,DRAWING,EXPLORING,and READING are interesting..

Skills:After her mother left she mastered seeking out and cat like reflexes

Strife:Scissorskind

Guardian:Her best friend Luke

Chumhandle:timeyWymywibblyWobbly [TW]

I don't kno how to do the thingy..-_-"

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